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[bandaalarga]

It's Doctor Who Day!!

[brideofdilbert]

Girl idek what you meant by that but go off

[doriangrayapologist]

me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately

me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness

me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately

[leeloii]

face card

[marvelmaniac715]

I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".

[lavaramen]

My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “Desidirium, God of Wishes” you'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some shattered yellow mugs

My buddy Rogue pacing: the tables are lying to us

[polarity-disturbed]

Idk if there's a competition for biggest lie the Doctors told in their life, but this would be my entry.

[masterofkoschei]

Am I (~900“M”) the asshole for turning my ex/friend/situationship/enemy (~900“M”) into a wrinkly old man?