The sharp-witted leader of Nohebi, Daishō, lives up to his team’s “snake” reputation—cunning, observant, and always seeking ways to rattle opponents while maintaining a polite facade for referees and spectators. As a spiker, he combines solid technique with unpredictable plays, using feints and well-timed hits to break defences. Though he enjoys psychological battles, he cares deeply for his teammates and leads with clear, tactical direction.
A steady and versatile attacker, Takachiho plays a key role in balancing Nohebi’s offence with his ability to score from multiple positions. He works smoothly alongside his captain and teammates, adapting quickly to shifting game rhythms and making smart choices under pressure. Calm and cooperative, he often provides reliable support both in attack and defence, quietly doing his part to keep the team’s strategic, methodical style running effectively throughout intense matches.
As the team’s ace, Numai carries heavy offensive responsibility with strong hitting power and consistent performance. Even when playing through injury, he fights relentlessly to keep his team in the game, embodying Nohebi’s stubborn, enduring spirit. His serves are also a valuable weapon, often used to disrupt opponents’ formations. While he may not be flashy, his reliability and determination make him an essential pillar of both attack and morale.
Hiroo is a critical force in the centre, using his height, quick reflexes, and precise timing to shut down opposing attacks with well-placed blocks. He also contributes sharp, fast-paced, quick attacks that catch defences off guard. Though he appears quiet and laid-back, he is highly competitive and sharp-minded, working closely with the setter to create tactical advantages. His solid defensive work and efficient offence make him a key part of Nohebi’s structured game plan.
A promising young player, Kuguri brings fresh energy and agility to the team as a first-year. While still developing his skills and gaining match experience, he already shows good court awareness and the ability to make effective plays within Nohebi’s tricky, strategic system. He learns quickly from his upperclassmen, adapting to their unique style of play. Though sometimes seen as reserved or slow to act, he steadily improves and adds depth to the team’s offensive lineup.
The brain behind Nohebi’s offence, Sakishima organises plays with clever strategy and excellent control. He fully understands his teammates’ strengths and tailors his tosses to maximise their effectiveness, whether setting up powerful spikes or tricky feint plays. Confident and sharp-tongued, he also joins in on psychological tactics to unsettle opponents. Calm under pressure, he adjusts strategies instantly based on how the game unfolds, acting as the steady foundation that turns plans into points.
hihi, headcanons about haikyuu boys meeting your family please. Include any characters you want, I only ask for Kunimi to be involved :))
QUIII hello. I hope this lives up to your expectations😌💕I went with meeting the WHOLE family, I hope that's okay!
Haikyuu!! Boys Meeting Your Family
Characters: Washio, Akaashi, Kunimi, Iwaizumi, Hoshiumi, Komori, Numai and Suna
Warnings: Second hand embarrassment (honestly it could've been worse), dads trying (some succeeding, some failing) to be intimidating, use of father/mother, siblings, aunt/uncle, grandparents & cousins.
Washio Tatsuki:
Honestly- you’re like 98% sure you’re family is more scared of him than he is of them LOL
Your dad opens up the door, expecting to scare off the ‘punk’ his daughter dragged home and is instead met with the most intimidating stare he’s ever had to lock eyes with.
You really almost lost your composure as you saw your dad’s eyes widen before he cleared his throat and introduced himself, your boyfriend politely introducing himself and shaking your father’s hand.
You watched as one by one your family members all reacted to your tall, stoic and intimidating boyfriend.
You started to get worried they really would be too intimidated by him to be normal until-
Your little cousin tugged on Washio’s pant leg, and you saw the short flash of panic in his gaze.
Washio wasn’t scared of kids, actually he loved them.
…he just didn’t have the best track record with them liking him.
“...up..” your cousin was only 2, so in his fearless little brain he just sees someone tall and thinks ‘fun’.
Your family watches with mixed reactions, waiting to see how he’d react.
He looked over to you, and when you nodded that it was okay, he bent down and gently picked the child up, cracking a small smile when your cousin giggled.
You’re sure you saw hearts in your aunts eyes- too bad auntie, he’s yours >:)
If that didn’t win him over, then his offer to wash dishes after dinner did them in.
Safe to say, your boyfriend has become a treasured member of the family and if you two break up…they may never forgive you.
Akaashi Keiji:
He is stressed.
What if they don’t like what he wears? What if they think he’s too quiet? What if he tries to talk more to be less quiet but he says stupid things? What if-
“Keiji, baby, you’re spiraling again…aren't you?”
Akaashi is a great guy, you know it, fukurodani knows it, and you know your family is going to love him.
You just wish he could know how great he is too- maybe he wouldn’t be fiddling with his hands and borderline pacing outside of your front door.
He tenses up when your father pats his back and ushers him inside, but he gets himself together enough to properly introduce himself.
You hide your laugh as your dad sneaks an impressed glance your way, “covertly” giving you a thumbs up as he takes him to meet the family.
Back off dad- you saw him first✋🙄
Just as expected, everyone is absolutely enthralled with your boyfriend. He’s smart, handsome, humble AND athletic-
He blows everyone's socks off when he gives intelligent and sensical input during one of the conversations during dinner.
Where did you find this guy- harvard?!
They don’t even try to hide how impressed they are, giving you a wonderful view of the pinkness of Akaashi’s ears and the little throat clear he does before returning to his meal.
You are gonna have to establish your dominance in your family since several people have stated “if you two break up- we’re keeping him, you can go.”
Kunimi Akira:
“Are you ready to meet them?” “Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?”
He seemed cool as a cucumber, like the thought of meeting your whole family didn’t terrify him just a little.
You knew better though, he had been stressing about it since you had asked him.
The initial meetings go over well enough, he gives short answers but doesn't outwardly appear annoyed or smug towards them.
More so he just has on his usual face of complete and total indifference.
One of your relatives says something minorly offensive? Doesn't phase him one bit.
One of your little cousins runs head first into his leg? No reaction.
Your family begins to wonder if he's capable of such feelings at all.
And then you bring up the time you watched kindaichi whack his head on a door frame and it happens-
As bright as day for the whole table to see a smile broke out on his face as he shook his head, muttering a 'that idiot'.
He was a tough nut to crack but you knew that with time, he was gonna fit in just fine.
Now to make sure they don't ever discover how lazy he is…
Iwaizumi Hajime:
Is there a better guy to bring home? You're really not sure there is.
He's respectful, returns your fathers handshake with an equal (if not greater) amount of force, has good conversation with your aunts and grandma, and gets on great with your siblings.
You can tell your dad is trying not to like him- it's obvious with the scowl he has on and the twitch his eyebrow does every time iwaizumi says something he can't refute.
You know it's over when your boyfriend brings up sports- something your father is quite the fan of. It's really over when they find out they like the same team.
Safe to say he manages to win over your entire family within 30 minutes, and when he’s gearing up to leave has like 3 different people inviting him to the next event.
After the meeting you are constantly being bugged about him- when is he coming over next? Is Hajime going to be there? When are you two going to get married?
Actually you’re starting to wonder if they like him more than you…
Scratch that, you know the answer- but admitting it would boost your boyfriend’s ego, so better not.
Hoshiumi Korai:
By law he's a menace to society- now is no different.
It all seems to go well at first; he's surprisingly humble when introducing himself (he only mentioned volleyball like twice), he doesn't say anything super offensive and he seems to be behaving himself.
And then it happens..the inevitable mention of his height- or rather lack thereof.
Your aunt and uncle show up a little late- understandably so since they're kids were still little.
Their oldest child is 7, which means he's old enough to converse but not quite old enough to know that some thoughts should stay just that- a thought.
You really thought this would go over without incident- it had been 30 minutes and he hadn't done anything questionable!
Then your cousin walked right up to him, cocked his head to the side and said those dreadful words-
"Aren't you short for a volleyball player? I thought they had to be tall."
You could've sworn you watched a VEIN pop on his forehead, and before you could react you heard it, the "HUUUHHHH?!?!"
He began his rant- only to have it muffled when you slapped your hand over his mouth, calmly asking your cousin not to mention his…stature.
Komori Motoya:
Is it possible for someone NOT to like him? You weren't sure, and you hoped tonight wouldn't be the night you got proved wrong.
You couldn't tell if he was genuinely excited or trying to cope with his nervousness- but he seemed legitimately happy to be meeting them.
Your fathers intimidation tactics? No effect
The overwhelming amount of interactions from your mom, grandma and aunts? He happily engages in conversation(s).
Jumpy little energetic cousins? Plays with them and becomes their new favorite person.
If someone in your family didn't like him they sure were good at hiding it cause by the end of the night your dad is laughing at his jokes, your mom is cooing over his endearing stories of you, and when he leaves literally everyone is begging you never to break up with him.
If he ever misses a family gathering in the future you are immediately hounded with "where is he?!" Like you're not standing right there smh🙄
Numai Kazuma:
He's a nervous wreck- his words not mine.
"H-hi, sir! I'm Numai Kazuma!" You watched as the hand he stuck out for a handshake shook just a teeny tiny bit.
Your dad nodded, introduced himself and shook your boyfriend's hand- a little harder than necessary might I add.
Your dad clapped him on the back and invited him inside.
You had warned numai before hand that your dad can be…a little too protective. You know he had good intentions- he wants you to be safe and happy!
But he can be a bit much, and now was no exception.
Your dad lead him into the living room where all the men in the family were waiting.
You watched as his face blanched, quickly turning to you for immediate assistance.
Knowing not even you could stop this interrogation from happening, you just shrugged and let him know you'd be right back, quickly exiting to build your "save my boyfriend" squad.
Once your cool aunt, siblings and grandmother had gathered, you all dragged Numai into the kitchen where they all began to absolutely rave about your "handsome strong young man!" Of a boyfriend.
So yeah- after being scared straight by your father, he gains a fanclub that will never stop asking you questions about him.
Suna Rintaro:
I don't know if trainwreck is the right word…but it certainly comes close.
Its not like he did anything bad per se, for the majority of the evening he was being his normal stoic quiet self.
All in all he was behaving himself- or he did for most of the evening anyway.
Although he comes across as the 'super respectful and stand up guy' at his core suna is still a lord of chaos- intent on witnessing the twins' mischief and dedicated to getting anything and everything on film.
So who was he to not laugh when your toddler cousin happened to trip on air and face plant?!
To make it slightly better…he wasn't the only one who laughed, your family just didn't expect your quiet reclusive boyfriend to bust out laughing when your cousin tripped.
By the end of the night at least 90% of your family is ready to adopt him as one; your grandparents, aunts/uncles, cousins and your mom/siblings all love him.
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡… haikyuu!! but make it enemies to lovers.
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠… haikyuu!! boys x gn!reader (unfortunately, i was on vacation while writing this, so most likely not everybody was here since i had to write in html format and got hella confused)
𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠… pining, fluff, angst, strictly enemies-to-lovers, mass headcanons
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬… angst, pining, possibly one-sided love or one-sided rivalry.
𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐭… i swear if i see this quote once more i’m gonna cry (not before finally watching bridgerton tho)
fun fact: the 4th headcanon was actually based off of a real life grudge i had in middle school track (no, i did not end up liking them)
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. — you didn’t want to do it, and they certainly didn’t want to do it. however, in a world that acts like not having a romantic relationship at a certain amount of time is downright horrible, social pressures from everyone to your parents, friends, and literally strangers on the street inevitably led the two of you together. it was, apparently, out of pure convenience; all of your other friends were busy, and now here were the both of you, hand in hand, in a bustling party, where they had no clue who most of the people were. this situation unfortunately also made it where they were “forced” to hang out with you... well, now that you thought about it more, “forced” is a rather generous word, given how they either are a little bit too affectionate, even for a supposedly fake relationship, or how he might adamantly deny he was when you point it out.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 ❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭 ❞ 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. — mutual hatred spread like an invasive species in the both of you ever since the two of you met each other as children; perhaps it was just fate that you two practically loathed every square inch of each other. of course, the hatred seemed to do nothing but strengthen as the two of you grown older, as seen by the way he walks you home since he’s practically the only one the school who knows and is near where you live, the way he splits his lunch with you when you forget yours, and most notably, the longing gaze he gives you across the room when he sees you all happy and smiliey with someone who wasn’t him, and of course, when he seems genuinely cheerful when he's around you. he’s definitely doing this because he hates you.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. — to say you were flat-out stoked when you got the job was definitely an understatement... and everything seemed practically perfect; the salary, the hours, the conditions. it just seemed as if everything was going in your favor! however, as one of your co-workers were showing you around the workplace, your eyes weren’t looking at the direction they were supposed to and spotted a rather familiar young man. maybe your eyes were tricking you... maybe he was just eerily familiar, but it couldn’t possibly be him! before you started eternally racking your brain for possible excuses for why he out of all people was here, your fellow coworker interrupts your thoughts, causing you to rush over to them, embarrassed, but now without the weird feeling of eyes on you. even with such a subtle interaction, the coworker leading you around the workplace couldn’t help but feel as though they’re going to be in a world of hurt tommorrow.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. — is there one, single, thing that this guy cannot do better than you? honestly, it just seems like he’s good at everything; from athletics to academics, and maybe even throw in art there too. it’s frustrating; maybe it’s just you, but either they verbally say it or not, he just seem to be mocking you with his aura alone. insecurity aside, you couldn’t help but feel the burning need to not only succeed, but at the very least, beat him, and it’s the very same for him. (plot twist: he really was trying to show off, but this mess happened instead).
↳ kenma-ish, KAMASAKI, ATSUMU, osamu, kuroo, TSUKKI (insufferable), suga, kita (he’s way too damn perfect), kindaichi-ish, kunimi (insufferable 2 electric boogaloo), NUMAI, GAO, oikawa, iwaizumi-ish, AKAASHI.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. — the thing about this relationship was that unlike the others, this particular one didn’t have any history of bad blood between you and him. however, similar to most of them, the tense atmosphere always came when the two of you were in the same room together. unfortunately, it seemed as though both of your guardians had agreed that it was romantic tension, causing the two of you to be married on the next day. the night before the ceremony, the bed sheets were... cold... almost, even when the both of you were more than aware you were sharing the same bed. it’s less casual teasing and more distant than anything. this “relationship” wasn’t going anywhere, everybody and their mothers know it. regardless, with absolutely no effort on both of your parts to get to know your spouse better, there's simply no hope.
There’s some underrated asf Haikyuu men that deserve some love! Let’s bless Aone, Sachiro, Akagi, Lev, and Numai with a thicc gf 💕
<3
Aone Takanobu<3
He really is your silent admirer.
And you silent protector.
He knew you were attractive, he wouldn’t tell you, but he knew
He also knew that you got a lot of attention for it
And honestly, at first, he thought that if he made you wear modest clothing, it all would go away, but he wasn’t that kind of guy and he had no right to do that (we love a king)
So instead, he made sure that he was close to you as much as possible
No words, but a hand on your waist, maybe starring some people down whilst you hug him- just out of your sight
Now, this man is like the perfect boyfriend
One of his favorite activities is when all of your packages arrive from online shops and you get to try on all the clothes
He likes to just sit and watch you try all of them on
Then he can go find clothes that match yours- he’s big on looking all cute like a couple, who knew?
But that doesn’t mean he thinks everything you wear is cute.
Like jean shorts- it’s just too much for him to handle
It doesn’t even matter if they are down to your knees, every pair of jean shorts just fits you almost too well
It’s the same thing with- specifically- yoga leggings
They just accent you in the best ways, you can tell because he can’t meet your eyes
Too busy looking at your ass.
Sachiro Hirugami<3
You definitely met after hoshiumi started to harass you about your height or another random thing about you that he just had to pick a fight over
It was super embarrassing to pull him away because this time you weren't some self-centered volleyball jerk
But at least he left a lasting impression
I mean the second time you met was you falling into him on the second floor strains and landing on his face
He was barely competent enough to hear your “you’re Korai’s friend right?” it was something and so worth that fact you were straddling his waist
Thighs- around his waist, hands on his chest. Was definitely, most definitely NOT looking up your skirt, that would be bad
And that second on, the flood gates opened
He noticed everything about you
How your thighs squished whenever you sat down, and the even better, your skirt scrunching at your waist
If he were any more confident he would ask if you could crush his skull between your thighs
But really he likes grabbing your waist
You’re just waiting by your locker; he’s there, hands-on hip smiling over your shoulder
Telling him about your day; he’s got you pressed against him to make sure he can feel all of you, boobs to chest, thighs to thighs
Akagi Minchinari<3
Your poor soul was subject to Atsumu’s horrid flirting
No one should have to sit there, at a party no less, and listen to the blond’s dumb jokes and lame pick-up lines
It’s not like he didn't see what atsumu saw
Thick thighs clad in jean-shorts and the nicest pair of tits ever in a cute tank-top
It was even better that you excused yourself to dance and came directly towards him
A whole night of dancing and he was whipped
In fact, your first date outfit sticks in his mind day and night
A midnight blue dress that swayed in the wind, even when there was no wind, just when you walked.
And those boots that wrapped up your leg like thigh highs, squeezing the plush of your leg perfectly
Really the only word for it was perfection
He really can't handle the shorts you wear under your skirt
He knows they aren't really meant to be seen but he can't help but catch glances when you walk up the stairs
Just a slice of ass out gets him running for days
Lev Haiba<3
He’s just a big horny idiot
And hearing Inuoka talk about ‘thick girl supremacy’ didn't help his case
And really, absolutely no one knows why you agreed to date Lev of all people. According to Kuroo there were so many other ‘better options’ on the team and you chose him??
He doesn't even know what to do with you
Like he wants to touch you and cuddle all the time but really doesn't know where to start
Though he doesn't really need to, you do it enough yourself
Like when he was having a bad practice, didn’t block a single ball all day. He didn't even need to say anything. You just took his face and shoved it between your boobs
It is absolute heaven
Or when they lost practice games and you got a movie night ready and he didn't let you go until the next morning
It’s gotten so bad that he fakes having bad days just to cuddle, and he knows you know about it too
And hopefully, you won't stop anytime soon
Numai Kazuma<3
An extremely enthusiastic boyfriend
And extremely passionate about the way you look
Literally lets you wear anything you want, and will hype it up no matter what
The neon yellow body-con dress? Absolutely will bark at anyone who looks at you sideways.
That mother fucking lack pants suit will be engraved in his memory until the day he dies and he loves it
But if he had a choice, you would only wear things that show off your ass
Pretty and round, just absolute perfection\
And it wouldn’t only be for his benefit!
He wants every sad loser out there to see what he’s getting every night, nothing better than watching guys pant over you only to see him palm your ass like he owns it
And god bless any soul who talks bad about the way you look
Who cares if you aren't petite and cute??
In fact, if he dares to say it, thick girls are what keep the world going round
He can and will name every advantage of having you as a girlfriend, from great cuddles to motorboating your tits almost every night
These are only Daishou, Numai, Hiroo and Kuguri, I'm gonna do the other four next!
Daishou Suguru
This man will tease you mercilessly before you start dating. It’s his way of saying that he likes you, but he won’t up and admit it, that’s not how he’ll confess
He’s a tsundere to be perfectly honest with you
Kisses with him are short and sweet or long and meaningful, no in between
But once you two start going out, oh boy
He’s so WHIPPED for you, it’s not even funny
He will show you off in front of the team and it’s both endearing and embarrassing because you could walk in and he’ll bounce over to you and call you his princess
Trust me, he’s someone that will take you around the city for your first date, but while he tries to play it off as cool, he’s so nervous
He likes lingering hugs more than short hugs
Bury your face in his chest and he’s a goner
He’s a good boyfriend, he takes what you want to do and what you like in account and he applies it to everything in his life
Kazuma Numai
Perfect boyfriend? This man right here
His confession was straight to the point and while he's the ace of Nohebi and talented and all that jazz, believe me, this is not his field
When he's asking you out, he's a blushing mess and stuttering but the second you agree his face LIGHTS UP
It's the cutest thing, I swear
He will not show you off in front of the team if you're uncomfortable but he will, from time to time, say, "Oh yeah, my S/O and I have a date later, I can't make it" to the team
Isumi's so mad at him everytime
He'll hold your hand anywhere and everywhere, as long as you agree, his hands are rough but they bring a sense of warmth, a sense of home
Hugs? You bet. He'd much rather have you hugging him from the front so he can hug you tightly and place his hand on your head
He loves to press little kisses all over your face but kiss him before a game, you better believe he’s playing to his fullest
Cuddling? He’d rather be the big spoon, but he won’t say no to being the little spoon
Honestly, best boyfriend of all of Nohebi
Hiroo Koji
He’s actually popular but honestly doesn't care for that crowd
He'd rather be with you all the time
At first, his love language will be physical acts because he's scared of you leaving him, but over time, as he starts to trust you more, he'll use words of affection
Expect a love letter at any given moment once you're in that stage
It also reminds you both on how he asked you out, which was by letter because he was nervous about it
PDA is a yes or no for him, depending on you and what day it is, but he will always be up for hugging you from behind
Out of all of them, third best cuddler, I said what I said
Kisses from him are usually when he's teasing you or when he thinks you're adorable, but there are the meaningful kisses before a game or important event
He likes to carry you on his back, no matter his height, he will do it
Amazing boyfriend, 10/10
Kuguri Naoyasu
Now this guy, man
If you're down for a boyfriend that will sleep on you whenever the day is slow, guess what, here he is
Absolutely a sweetheart with you when he starts getting feelings, but I'm gonna be honest, he doesn't even realize until Numai straight up tells him
Confession from him, he'll act nonchalant, he's dying inside and he tries to pretend like his face isn't burning
Once you're going out, it doesn't seem different to anyone else but you two
He'll link pinkies with you as PDA, but nothing other than that
He isn't big on outside dates, he'd much rather stay inside and binge a true crime documentary and cuddle with you
SPEAKING OF CUDDLING, HE'S THE CUDDLING KING OF NOHEBI
If he cuddles you, that's it, it's over, your worries? Gone. Exhaustion? Already here. Kuguri? A heater or AC, depending on the weather, it's weird
He's a switch between big and little spoon, but he's mainly a little spoon because he likes to be held; he'll only be a big spoon when he wants you to stop worrying and/or sleep alongside him
Kisses are VERY rare for him, so when he does kiss you, he's showing you his vulnerable side
He's such an adorable boyfriend, please protect him with your life
asking for some numai kazuma fluff from nohebi hehe~
and again pls and thx in advance 🙏
A/N: Heyy, I love it when you pop into my inbox and show up on my activity, it cheers me up!!! Also, a couple of things, my style is funky, I’m still working on it, so if its weird, I apologise (trying to outline), and before this, I had an idea more suited to Samu, so that’ll be out soon. Also, what should I call you? I saw your page and it says Nickenzie, so Nic? I dunno, it feels weird for me to go HEY YOU PERSON I LOVE FOR BEING SO INTERACTIVE, that’s just weird right? anyway, onto the numai fluff :))
The Convenience Store
Kazuma is always forward about things. He always asked you questions if he was confused or unsure about something. But this time, he was more hesitant than usual. You had seen him looking up at you working once in a while, while lying on your bed, scrolling through his phone.
“Are you feeling sad?” Ah, that’s what he’s concerned about.
You observe him, still scrolling through his feed, and spoke your mind, “Yes.”
“On a scale of one to ten?” He looks up at you now (still lying down, phone with its screen down on his chest), eyeing the look on your face to see if it’s a sad one. It’s not. It’s… a frustrated one.
“Eight point eight.”
He stifles an expression of conflict, not gone unnoticed by you, hums, and turns back to his phone, “Very specific.”
“Why are you asking?”
Sitting up, he abandons his phone, crosses his arms and looks straight at you, eyes looking as conflicted as ever.
“I was just wondering…” You hum, urging him to continue, whilst you type away.
“…if I could I help?”
You chuckle, and start working on your laptop again, “Yes, you could help.”
He leans forward, inquisitive eyes narrowing down to your figure, “How?”
You close your laptop, setting it aside and unfold your legs. He grabs you by the ankles and pulls you closer. You giggle a little, pulling him closer by his hoodie.
“You can buy me food.”
His eyes light up, but then dim a little, “How much food?”
You giggle again, but it’s turning into more of a laugh, “As much as you can, Kazuma,” you reply in singsong, still holding onto his hoodie.
“What else?”
“You can… watch a movie with me while I cuddle with you…”
He pouts, “What’s the point of watching the movie then?”
“Ah, it’s just white noise, baby.”
He nestles his head in the crook between your neck and shoulder, arms snaked around your waist, cradling you.
“I just don’t want you to be sad,” His voice is muffled by your clothes, and he sounds tired.
“Kazuma, I’m not always sad.”
“I know, but today must have been bad, right? For it to be an eight point eight?” His hold on you tightens, his arms snaking you closer than before.
“Yeah, kind of.”
“I’m sorry.”
You laugh awkwardly, pulling away from him slightly, your hand are still clutching the bottom of his hoodie, though, “You didn’t even do anything.”
“I’m still sorry, I’ll get you as much food as you want to make you feel better-”
“You don’t need to do that.”
“But I will.” He looks adamant, even though he looks innocent, with his bright green hoodie and childish pout.
You smile up at him, teeth showing just a little, “… it’s down to a six now.”
“Only a six? We’re gonna go get food immediately to get that down to a three, at least.” He stands up, dragging you along with him to get snacks from the nearby convenience store.
Haikyuu!! Boys getting accidentally hit ‘where it hurts’ by their kids
Characters: Akaashi, Washio, Konoha, Kita, Suna, Ushijima, Yahaba, Iwaizumi, Futakuchi, Daishou, Numai and Iizuna
Happy Easter if you celebrate it!! I thought a fluffy little hc’s of the Haikyuu!! Boys with their babies would be cute for today so here we are~
Warnings: Uh- just our favorite boys getting hit in the balls, I’m seeking more therapy I laughed way too hard while writing this uHm, mentions of grabbing the crotch cause what else you gonna do??, I do reference the Bad-dad moments and being flashed posts.
**POST TIMESKIP CAUSE CHILDREN!! YOU AND THE HAIKYUU!! BOYS ARE MARRIED~ ALSO THE NUMBER OF KIDS THEY HAVE CAME FROM THE BAD-DAD MOMENTS!!**
@foodacoochie I thought you might want to see this~
Akaashi Keiji:
Today was Akaashi’s day off, so naturally he wanted to spend it with his family!
You were all situated in the living room, your youngest who was a little over 1 sitting on your lap, and your oldest, who was about 3 was sitting across from Akaashi.
Akaashi was on his knees, throwing a tennis ball like thing back and forth with your 3 year old son, who was standing.
Everything was going great, just some wholesome family fun.
Until Akaashi said ‘give it all you got!’ his child smiled, wound up, and-
‘OOF-’ you watched as your husband immediately hunched over, falling to his side as his hands flew to his crotch.
Your eyes widened as you tried not to laugh, your son however started giggling when his father groaned, your baby following suit.
“K-keiji? *snicker* are- *ahem* are you okay?” You barely got through the sentence before you started laughing, Akaashi just slowly nodded, eventually returning to his knees.
He was much, much more conscious of his lower region from that point on.
Washio Tatsuki:
It was Halloween time, and you and Washio had taken your 3 kids to a pumpkin patch!
You guys have 3 kids, the oldest two are 5 (fraternal twins, 1 boy 1 girl), and the youngest is 2.
The farm had made several ‘haunted houses’, one for little kids and one for teens+
Your twins had decided they wanted to go in the haunted house!
Well, your son did. Your daughter was not thrilled.
But! When her daddy offered to hold her hand the whole time, she decided she could brave it out, after all it is Washio we’re talking about.
You stayed by the entrance with your 2 year old, while Washio took the twins inside.
Everything was fine for awhile, your son was very excited, giggling at the jump scares and all in all having a good old time.
Your daughter...not so much. Poor thing was just about shaking, but she wanted to do this!!
They were about 2 scares away from the exit when someone dressed as a werewolf came from no where, your daughter screaming and turning into her father, her elbow at the perfect height to connect with his groin.
Sucking in a quick breath he ever so slightly tightened his hold on his children's hands, walking them through the last few jump scares and out to you.
You immediately grew concerned as the first thing your husband did was take a knee when he got outside, hands coming to grip at his face as he just slowly let out a breath, nodding when you asked if he was okay.
But even after getting elbowed in the balls, he never let go of his daughters hand😤
Konoha Akinori:
You had just finished drying your son off from his bath when you heard giggling coming from the living room.
You sighed as you saw your husband, relentlessly tickling his oldest daughter, right after you had gotten her all settled down for bed.
Despite the irritation you felt knowing it would take at least 2 more stories for her to be sleepy again, you couldn’t help but smile knowing how much he loved being a dad.
“D-daddy *giggle* st-stop it!! It-it tickles!!!” Your husband smiled, continuing to gently tickle your daughter as she continued to laugh.
“No-can-do missy! Your laugh is just too cute!”
Your daughter, despite her laughing, started to squirm, small arms pressing down on her fathers forearms, and little legs and feet pressing on his shins and thighs.
Until one particularly ticklish brush of his fingers caused her foot to slip, ending with her heel hitting him right in his crotch.
He shrieked as he let go of his daughter, hands flying down to his groin as he fell on his side, all the while his little girl laughed as she crawled up towards you, who was hunched over ugly laughing/crying as your husband continued to whine.
Kita Shinsuke:
Today was the first day of your spring cleaning, and your 4 year old daughter insisted on being a big help!
You were working in the living room while Kita and your daughter worked in the kitchen.
Kita was teaching his daughter how to use everything, and helping her when she needed it, she was of course a wonderful listener and was having the time of her life.
They had just finished dusting, and now it was time to do the floors.
You guys had linoleum in the kitchen, so all they had to do was sweep and mop.
Kita got the broom from the storage closet and came back to the kitchen.
He sighed when he realized he had forgotten the mop, setting the broom up against the kitchen counter and telling your daughter he’d be right back.
Now, she may more responsible than most kids her age, but she was still 4. And very curious.
Picking up the broom, she started to play with it, completely oblivious to her father rounding the corner.
Before he could so much as blink his daughter turned, the top of the broom catching him right in the balls as he very narrowly avoided cussing, choosing to grip the counter instead.
Gasping your little girl ran to you, on the verge of tears as she grabbed your hand and started pulling you towards the kitchen.
“Mommy help! I think I killed daddy!”
When you got to the kitchen, you saw Kita, head down on the counter as his hands wrapped around his head, small groans coming from him.
He made sure to be out of his daughter reach when teaching her to sweep.
Suna Rintaro:
Suna was in the living room, your 2 oldest in there with him as he was ‘rough housing’ and doing stuff dads do with their kids.
You were in the youngest 2′s room, putting them down for a nap.
Suna gently held his daughters legs as she planted her palms on the floor, him lifting her up when she was ready.
That’s right, Suna was teaching them to do handstands.
Giving her a high five he turned to his son, telling him what he needed to do, completely oblivious to his daughters concentrated look.
Keep in mind, Suna was standing, with his knees slightly bent and his hands on his knees.
Your daughter gave herself a firm nod, putting her hands above her head as she dipped down.
You had just finished putting the littlest ones down for their nap when you walked into the living room, watching almost in slow motion as your daughter leaned her upper half down, and watching her her leg came flying straight up.
Straight up in between her father’s legs.
You watched as his eyes widened, the air being knocked right out of him as he practically folded in half, forehead resting on the carpet as your son just looked at him and your daughters hands came up to her mouth.
You were of course dying in the doorway, him shooting you a glare as you gave your poor daughter a hug, her giving her daddy one as soon as he unfurled from the fetal position.
Ushijima Wakatoshi:
Ushijima had taken his 3 oldest sons to the Schweiden gym.
He was putting in a little extra practice time, but wasn’t going to give up time with his children!
So, he figured it would be good to take them with him, they always loved going with him anyhow.
Right now, he was with your oldest son, Ren.
Your second born was whisked away by Romero and his son to play, and your youngest was whisked away by Hoshiumi and Sokolov.
Ushijima had been teaching his son to spike.
Nothing crazy, the kid is only 5, so they were spiking from the ground.
But there’s still a lot of power that goes into those spikes!!
Ushijima had taken his eyes off of his son for not even a minute, distracted by the giggles he heard from his youngest as he sat on Hoshiumi’s shoulders.
He really should have been paying attention, because right in front of him his son was winding up for a spike.
He didn’t notice until the *SMACK* on the gym floor echoed, the volleyball being shot right into his groin.
He cursed under his breath as he dropped to his knees, hands holding his crotch as Sokolov and Romero cringed, Hoshiumi and Ren laughing at his misfortune.
Yahaba Shigeru:
Yahaba had taken his 2 sons outside to play with a model airplane they had just finished putting together!
It was one of those thick-foam nice ones, so it was going to fly nicely.
He stood a good 15 feet away from his oldest, his youngest about 15 feet away from him so they formed a triangle, You watching with your phone ready for memories!!
Your oldest, Hayato, waited for the wind to come before thrusting the plane up and into the air, it glided for a good few seconds before doing a loop and coming back to the ground at a sharp angle.
For a foam plane, it moved quite efficiently, and at this speed it was moving quite quickly.
Before anyone could react, the plane had nose dived right into your husband, his face blanching as his hands shot downwards.
You laughed, your sons cringed, and Yahaba just about cried.
“At least the plane’s okay! It would have actually been bad if it broke” Your youngest walked away after picking up the plane, Yahaba looking at him in disbelief.
“Yeah, well don’t go asking me and your mom for anymore siblings, *cringe* I don’t think that’ll be happening.”
He cringed even more when you revealed you had gotten everything on video~
Iwaizumi Hajime:
With it being the off-season for volleyball, Iwaizumi was spending more time at home with his family!
But, keeping in good shape was also important, so one of the things he would do is while he worked out in the home gym, your 3 sons would be in there with him.
You guys had a pretty good set up, one of the newer additions being a punching bag and gloves. (any other boxers out there?)
Iwaizumi was working with weights, currently doing bicep curls while his sons wreaked, albeit controlled, havoc.
His oldest had found the gloves, slipping on on his hand as the middlest took the other, the youngest slipping on a mit instead.
Poor man was so focused in his workout, he didn’t even notice his middlest son come waking towards him.
When he did notice, he was too late, his son had already wound up and launched his gloved hand into Iwaizumi’s crotch.
Iwaizumi grunted as he just about dropped the weights, falling onto his hands and knees as he tried to steady his breathing.
All 3 of your children bolted out of the room, the little brats laughing before they ran into you.
You walked in to see Iwaizumi, who was now on one knee, eyes still closed as he seemed to be meditating.
For those who are wondering, “padded boxing gloves” do n o t h i n g to subside the pain of being punched😢
Futakuchi Kenji:
Futakuchi’s parents had been over for dinner one night, his younger sister and her fiancé were there too!
You guys had just had a nice dinner and were now sitting in the living room, bringing up old memories and laughing about things that have happened.
Your oh so loving husband had decided to bring up how you had “flashed” him in high school, you rolling your eyes as you hit his arm with a pillow you threw, him being on the couch and you cuddling with your youngest on the floor.
Now, you guys have 3 little girls.
Your oldest is 6, middlest 4 and your youngest is about 3.
Your youngest was very much a mommy’s girl, and would actually glare at Futakuchi for no given reason, then turn around and giggle and smile at you. (lol my little sister went through a phase like this when she was, like, 2)
She had been sitting on your lap, so when she saw you ‘in danger’ and it was from ‘the enemy’ aka dad, she stood, chubby little cheeks forming a pout as she marched towards her dad.
With the whole family watching, she pulled her fist back and swung, catching him right in his balls as she scurried off and back into your arms, you not knowing how to respond to the situation and your husband doubled over in pain.
Daishou Suguru:
You and Daishou had 2 kids, 1 girl (oldest) and 1 boy.
Daishou was a good dad!
He cared for his children, gave them endless amounts of love and affection, and was never late to any event big or small.
But he was still a dad, and dads all have those things that they do.
For him, it was popping out of random places and (lightly) scaring his daughter.
Currently, he was hiding behind the wall right at the top of the stairs, smirking as he knew his daughter was on her way up them.
He got his hands ready, feet in a good position to jump out as he watched her little shadow grow closer and closer to the top.
As soon as she hit the floor of the 2nd level he jumped out.
“BOO!” Screaming she kicked, landing a strong kick right in between Daishou’s legs, causing him to yelp as his hands gripped his crotch, sinking to his knees as his daughter gasped.
She felt bad for a whole of (2) seconds before sighing, hands coming up on her hips as she pouted, “Daddy, that’s what you get for scaring me!!”
Numai Kazuma:
You guys had 3 sons and 1 girl, your baby girl being the youngest of the 4.
Right now, you guys were in your backyard, having an outdoor day and playing a variety of sports and games.
The game they were currently playing was baseball.
You sat in the shade with your youngest son and baby girl as they played in the sandbox, your oldest two with their dad as he set up the little stand and put the ball on it.
He had put on the catcher’s mit and stood a good 10 feet away from the batting station, his oldest son ready to hit, and his youngest son a safe distance away.
“Alright, come on buddy, you got this!”
Steadying his stance, your son swung with all of his might, the ball going fast and low to the ground, and right towards Numai-
“uGh-” Your hand came up to your mouth when your husband dropped to his knee, hand coming up to wave off his son, forcing out an “I’m okAy-” as he struggled to regain his composure.
For the remainder of the time they played baseball, he kept the mit a little lower than he originally planned.
Iizuna Tsukasa:
Iizuna had been away for a game for the past 2 weeks, and your 3 year old daughter was very excited to see him again.
His arrival time was in the afternoon, so you were able to bring your daughter with you! Which Iizuna was thrilled about.
Your little girl was practically bouncing with excitement, little pigtails jumping as she looked up to you with a toothy grin.
You gently ran your fingers through her hair, as she clutched onto your leg, both of your eyes searching the gate for your husband.
As soon as you saw him, you crouched down to her ear, “There he is! There’s daddy!” Squealing she ran, and I mean she ran full force towards her father.
Iizuna, seeing his incoming 3 year old barreling towards him, dropping his bag, kneeling down so he could catch her.
Which he did, but he didn’t account for just how much force she had carried, so he didn’t expect the little foot that kicked him right where it hurts.
Careful not to impulsively squeeze the life out of his toddler, he shakily sighed as he gave her a kiss to her head, her nuzzling into his arms.
He may have been in an extreme amount of pain, but nothing was going to stop him from hugging his little girl.
