#number 00.01

[bitch-a-la-mode]

Luther, literally every second of the show: dad sent me to the moon so the apocalypse *has* to be tied to the moon somehow.

Everyone else: Luther stfu about the moon. Dad just did that to keep you away and busy.

The moon: *explodes*

Luther:

[robber-of-autumn]

Luther walking into the Umbrella Academy in episode 7 like:

What up? Pogo said it’s my turn with the paternal childhood trauma.

[robber-of-autumn]

Diego talking about how his brother Luther, as a child, used to lead them, all children, into highly dangerous r situations, life threatening situations:

[robber-of-autumn]

Asking the council why God constantly tests me so

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Finally, an answer to the question that plagues me so!