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dog!dean’s got the zoomies so it’s rabbit!sam’s problem now
Jetpack Cat is like crack to me. if im playing overwatch I'm playing jetpack cat. If im not playing jetpack cat im thinking about playing jetpack cat. when im playing jetpack cat im on top of the fucking world. i am God's most powerful gnat and everyone -- EVERYONE, friend or foe -- is a succulent, rotting banana for me to put my grubby little hands on. nothing cat stop me. The backlines are my bitch. both of them. damn near simultaneously. i will never do anything else again. Every character that isn't jetpack cat is ruined for me now, because nobody else can give me this rush this. this euphoria. this ecstasy. I am a machine that turns studying time into jetpack cat time. jetpack Cat. jepptack cat. jetpacktca cat. jpachktat cat .
fuck it I’m breaking up this fic into parts
2k critickle role fic incoming shortly
OC Commission: Princess
Art by _KATastroph1c_
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apparently whenever you get hit by the dog, theres a chance that along with hitting Kris, the car just instantly blows up with that one explosion image set that Toby seems keen in using recently.
...this then leads to the game over screen, but the dog, again, runs into the game over sprite and fucking explodes.
You wake up in the alley as normal though.
After I get the last orbs in the VG:
FUCK NO