Laurya: I think we should get a divorce…
Nyxe: What are you doing?
Laurya: Just practicing…
Nyxe: Wh-why are you planning your hypothetical divorce?
Laurya: I don’t know, I’m 1158…I think I’m having a quarter-life crisis…
Nyxe: You don’t even have a partner…
Laurya: Hypothetically divorce me.
Nyxe: Ok, well I’m hypothetically taking half your assets
Laurya: Well you didn’t sign the hypothetical prenup! …is it? It’s called a prenup right?
*Bolter enters*
Bolter: Yeah, it’s a prenup, *looks at Nyxe* and you did hypothetically sign one so…
Laurya: Who the fuck is this guy?
Bolter: I’m their hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case…
Laurya: Well…I’m taking the hypothetical kids so…*turns slightly* right? we can get those, right?
*Ishani looks up*
Ishani: Yes, we can definitely get those hypothetical kids, don’t worry about it.
Nyxe: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd?!…fucking idiot
Laurya: This is my hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other so…
*Laurya dead eye pans to stare into Ishani's soul*
*Ishani desperately avoiding her*
Nyxe: *bursts out laughing* How could you *holds back the chuckles* hypothetically do this to me?!
Laurya: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic so!
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