*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ms. O: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
O'Donnell: ...I did. I broke it.
Ms. O: No. No you didn't. O'Brian?
O'Brian: Don't look at me. Look at O'Flynne.
O'Flynne: What?! I didn't break it.
O'Brian: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
O'Flynne: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
O'Brian: Suspicious.
O'Flynne: No, it's not!
O'Malley: If it matters, probably not, but O'Callaghan was the last one to use it.
O'Callaghan: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
O'Malley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
O'Callaghan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, O'Malley!
O'Donnell: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ms. O.
Ms. O: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
O'Malley: Ms. O... O'Brian 's been awfully quiet.
O'Brian: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ms. O, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ms. O: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ms. O:
Ms. O: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
