2 May 1994 | The Marriott Hotel, Portsmouth
Whoever designed the interior of the hotel hadn't considered the fact that rock bands might stay there. If they had, they would not have put the bar on the ground floor next to the swimming pool.
Liam, still honing his bad boy rock 'n' roll persona, proceeded to throw all the plastic tables and chairs into the pool.
Noel, quite reasonably, pointed out to him that we now had nowhere to sit and have a drink.
He then told his younger brother to get in the pool and put all the furniture back in position.
Liam did as he was told, then tried to kick off with Noel.
The road crew stood around taking no notice of this regular performance. Finally, they hugged and we all sat down.
- Kevin Cummins, The Masterplan











