#obey me! crack

[absolutepokemontrash]

Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like

“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”

And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to

I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-

Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.

Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄

[undeaddevildom]

It has been unanimously decided that mc is the entity of the baackrooms... Watch your knees back...

[bite-sized-devil]

MC: "God I wish someone would knight me. Then I wouldn't have to sit through this stupid lecture."

Solomon: "How would being knighted help with that? The only difference would be that you'd have 'sir' in your title."

MC: "Is that what that means? What's the one where you get your head chopped off?"

Solomon: "... A beheading."

MC: "Yeah that one!"

[thelifeofplums]

Younger brothers reaction to an MC on helium

Satan

He’s aware of what inhaling helium can do to a human and their breathing

And he’s not exactly pleased that MC would do something reckless like this for the sake of pranks

Satan makes sure to properly lecture them 

But not after trying to recover from MC’s previous attack where they decided to make a little meow while on helium

MC just sounded so cute!

That little meow they made just struck him like an arrow to the heart

It was just like the cats he took care of and their small little voices

But this time it was MC so it made it a whole lot more cuter

Although Satan wasn’t too fond of MC inhaling helium and potentially damaging their lungs, he really wants to hear MC meow for him like that again

Guess it’s time to pull out the old spell books....

Asmodeus

He loves it

MC just sounds so adorable and cuddly

Asmo’s all over MC and he asks them to sing for him or to say something cutesy

He thought of trying it but then MC started coughing like crazy and he decided he’d rather not damage his lovely voice for the sake of sounding cute

like there are spell books for that sort of stuff

Beelzebub

“Why do you sound like that, MC? Are you ok?”

When he heard you speak on helium for the first time he was extremely concerned

What happened to you? Why’s your voice like that?

He honestly thinks a witch or random demon placed a curse on you and he was worried it’d get worse

But when you tell Beel it’s only for jokes he smiles a bit

He can’t deny you sound adorable with your squeaky voice

He’s a bit curious and would want to try it out for himself

And Beel does try it and you have to hide your laughter because it’s oddly comical that Beel, a large demon, sounds like he’s a chipmunk

Belphegor

The moment you enter the attic and speak, he throws a pillow at your face

He finds it so incredibly annoying, especially since he was trying to have a peaceful nap

Belphie just doesn’t see what’s so funny about it given that you’re intentionally doing it to piss him off

It’s your newfound weapon to torment the poor demon and Belphie has already had enough of it

The next time you enter his room to bother him, he pulls you towards him and starts tickling you as a way to stop you

Belphie can’t help but smile as your laughs are as high and crazy as a hyena 

So really...he only likes your voice on helium when your laughing but other than that.....please just leave him alone

[with-love-from-hell]

The OM! brothers as social media posts

Belphegor

Beelzebub

Asmodeus

Satan

Leviathan

Mammon

Lucifer

[7-deadly-simpin]

Another random Mammon HC that popped into my head:

So you know how Mammon wears a few pieces of jewelry including rings/earrings?

Imagine taking his jewelry when he’s napping to use an ultrasonic cleaner on them?

I’m sure it would fail immediately, he’s just trained at this point to wake up when someone approaches him sneakily.

Regardless, you continue to make your way to his rings.

Mammon is now in full panic mode because what is the human doing reaching for his hand?!

He’ll spout out some nonsense, but the second you make contact with his hand, he melts.

Still trying to keep composure, he spews on about “Of c-course you would w-want t-to hold hands with The Great Mammon..!”

He is apprehensive of you taking his jewelry, but at the same time he really trusts you not to mess with him.

You ask for his earrings as well and he gets a little suspicious.

“Oi, you’re not trying to blindly rob the Avatar of Greed, right?!”

You smile at him and show him the machine, letting him know you’re going to clean it for him.

He’s smitten, no one has ever showed him such a simple yet wonderful act of kindness??? What is this??

He’s curious so he watches next to you, a little unsure if it will work.

Once you dip in his jewelry, the dirt, crumbs of food and evidently blood that both of you ignore begin pooling out into the liquid away from his rings.

He’s fascinated, and once you pull it out of the vibrating liquid it shines as the day he stole bought it.

His smile could warm your heart for eternity.

Bonus:

He quickly steps away to bring loads of random trinkets to test in the cleaner.

This includes shiny items his crows bring him.

The crows also like to watch you work and chirp excitedly when the item comes out 5x shinier than it went in.

The crows already liked you, but they may switch alliances after this magic.

[mammonkith]

That time again gays and theys

Time for Levi as random/cursed images from my phone

Lucifer | Mammon | Leviathan | Satan

cw: Chaos. , ngl I kinda bully Levi with this one, random shit, possible eye strain

[lovely-otomes]

The Demon Brothers Wearing Socks and Sandals

Lucifer: 

Mammon: 

Leviathan: 

Satan: 

Asmodeus: 

Beelzebub:  

Belphegor: 

BONUS 

Henry: