Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?
Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat

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Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?
Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat
You hear Lucifer scream
Hi, this is my first time actually posting my fanfic so plz be nice, my MC may be tough but, alas, I am not.
I might also write the same scenario for the other brothers but for now I’ve only written about Lucifer. (Definitely not because he’s my favourite or anything...)
Pairing: Lucifer x gn!MC
Word Count: 399
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It had been a long day and all you really wanted to do was crawl into bed. You were walking down the hallway at a snail’s pace and were in a world of your own. That is until you heard a very loud, and very agitated scream coming from Lucifer’s room.
Startled, you slowly looked over to the door, which was slightly ajar. Did you dare? He was definitely the scariest of the seven brothers and you really didn’t want to get hung from the ceiling today, and yet you were compelled to check on him.
Approaching the door and knocking tentatively you waited for a response before making any attempt at walking in. It wasn’t long before you heard a loud sigh followed by, “Yes, what is it? I’m busy.” He sounded so agitated, not that that was unusual given who his brothers are, but it gave you second thoughts. You did NOT plan to die today, although maybe your feet had other plans as they began to move on your own.
“Are you alright, Lucifer?” You spoke softly in an attempt to show you weren’t purposefully trying to be nosey. Unexpectedly his eyes visibly softened upon seeing that it was you at the door.
“Ah MC, I’m fine, don't worry. I just have a lot of paperwork to do.” His voice was soft and kind, matching yours.
“...Are you sure?” You took a couple of steps towards his desk. “I heard you scream, that doesn't sound fine to me.” You smiled gently but the worry was still clearly evident in your eyes. You were met with a brief silence. His eyes shifted back to his paper before looking back at you,
“It’s nothing, my pen ran out. I’m fine. Did you come to check on me? You don’t have to worry.” His eyes wouldn’t meet yours. As soon as he was finished with his sentence he turned back to his desk, as if signalling to you that it was time to leave, which of course you didn’t do. Instead you walked up to his desk and took his writing hand in yours.
“Lucifer, you need to take a break.” Your voice was firm.
“But I-”
“No buts.” You stroked his hand gently, “Come with me. You need to get out of this room.” Without argument he obliged, not able to hide the small smile on his lips.
Not me crying over this Mammon x MC headcanon my brain CURSED me with...
So we've learned that Mammon is actually amazing with math, right?
Imagine his face if MC told him the average lifespan of humans.
He'd start calculating the general percentage MC would have in his and his brothers lives.
As he finishes calculating, his face would fall, you could almost hear his heart breaking.
He would become even more attached to MC than he already was, making sure to cherish absolutely every moment he has with them.
Even going as far to send his crows to follow MC any time he absolutely could not be with them.
Bringing little offering such as trinkets and snacks he knows MC will like.
The thought of getting to spend such little of his lifetime with MC renders him unable to say no to them, regardless of the request.
I know it's not exactly super angsty or anything, but it made me really sad to think about Mammons brain clicking with that sudden realization.
Cod I request Mammon saying Prompt 3 to MC?
Of course <3 Takes for the request! :3
NOT PROOF READ
MC (GN!) (They/them)
Prompt 3:
"One day you’ll understand why I pushed you away."
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The gray, stormy clouds over head, welcomed the outside, nature to a light turned heavy rain. The rain hit the ground with a 'drop' and a 'plop'. The sound was calming. The water droplets hitting skin was cold tho. But he didn't mind.
Happy birthday, Nadia!!
Hello everyone!!
I know that I haven't been here for quite some time (been on a vacation, sorry), but here I am to make it up to you with a Nadia birthday fic (ft. a poem I wrote for a girl years ago, a little bit adjusted to fit the story)!! Happy birthday to our favorite countess, we wish you all the best!! (I know I'm like 10 day late, sorry)
I've been hard-working recently so I pre-wrote two more fanfics, and they'll be posted on Wednesday and on Friday! Hope you all like them!!
Requests are open! Check out my rules for requesting before sending me your ideas, or pick a prompt from my prompts list! ♡︎
Also available on AO3!
masterlist | rules for requesting | prompts list
Word count: 1630 words
Trope: General fluff, birthday, angst if you really squint
Pairing: Nadia Satrinava x gn! MC
AU: none
Warnings: none
Picture from Pinterest!
The long-awaited day approached quickly. Usually, every year around this time the whole Vesuvia would be in a hurry, fiddling with stuff and finding the perfect place for everything. Everyone was excited and ecstatic about their countess' birthday.
But this year.. was a bit of a change. Even though it was just around the corner, people did nothing! Not even prepare her favorite flowers to decorate the streets, which usually took weeks! What was happening in her land? Why was everyone acting so strange?
WTF (Small... Crack)
GN! MC
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Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer and MC are in Diavolo's study room to play some card games. While they were playing, MC received a call. Upon picking it up...
MC: Yeah?
MC holds their D.D.D. between their head and shoulder, eyes not taking off from their hand to arrange the cards in strength.
Luke: MC, please help us...
MC: Hm? What happened?
Luke: Solomon... He, uh... He's in the kitchen. Half naked, covered in whatever sauce and is running around the burning stove yelling... Macarena?
Just as he said that, MC grabs their phone and stares at the screen, face unamused. Can they go one day without having to deal with Solomon's shit? Don't get them wrong. They love Solomon with all their heart but often times, they always clean up his mess. With a sigh, MC places their cards downwards and stands.
MC: I'll be there in five...
Luke: *sounds traumatized* Please hurry. Now's he's on the counter doing some-
Simeon: Simeon here. Get here as quick as you can. I've shielded Luke's eyes. He's on the counter... Twerking, as you people say
MC: *pinches the bridge of their nose* Oh, for the love of- I'll be there *hangs up*
Diavolo: What happened?
MC: I'll explain later. I need to save the kitchen for a bit
Barbatos: WHAT?! *gets up and grabs MC's arm before zooming out from the room*
Diavolo: ...
Lucifer: ...
Diavolo: So... Should we peek at their cards?
Lucifer: *sighs like the tired mom that he is*
Bickering
Request: Hello! I have a request! What about a kind and loud mc getting mad at the brothers and absolutely dissing them? Like"I know you ain't talking shit about me with that fucking haircut" type beat. I think it would be funny 😭 have a nice day!
I am so sorry but I struggle so much with writing sass and stuff of that nature so I ended up only writing for Satan. I hope that's okay I didnt want to leave this request any longer!!
Maybe ill revisit this when I'm more confident in my writing, I'm not v proud of this one.
Pairing: Satan x gn!MC
Word count: 681
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Is the House of Lamentation ever quiet and calm?
Much to Lucifer’s annoyance, no it is not. Especially since you had moved in. It’s never hard to find you in the house. There is always some degree of chaos following you around at any given moment… or rather, you are always causing some sort of chaos at any given moment, not that the brothers really mind most of the time, you are their favourite human after all. “Cinnamon roll”, “sweetheart”, “darling” are just some of the words they always use to describe you and your kind and generous nature. But maybe today you’d gone a bit too far in your chaotic ways.
Studying with Satan definitely wasn’t out of the norm for you, and for the avatar of wrath he put up with your shit fairly well, but today you had caught him on a bad day. Lucifer was being particularly agitating towards him with multiple questions and jabs pointedly aimed towards him, and by the time it had gotten to your study date in the library Satan was seething.
Were you trying to lighten the mood? Annoy him further? Who could say besides yourself. Every time he spoke he was met with some sort of lame joke from you. You were not taking the material seriously and all in all just acting like a general nuisance. It was as if Lucifer had put you up to this, and the thought only made him more and more angry, but the last thing he would want to do would be to hurt you or scare you, the best option was to ignore you and work in silence. But of course you only began to ignore your work completely to ask if he was ok.
“Get back to work.” Satan spoke with much more venom than he would usually direct at you and no matter how thick skinned you usually are it stung coming from him, but you’d be damned if you showed that to him.
“Yeah yeah… whatever.” You spoke nonchalantly, and lowered your head back into your book. Hiding the fact that you were hurt as best as you could.
Unusual silence fell between you both. Usually when you would study with Satan, even if it was in rare silence, you’d ‘sneak’ glances at him. ‘Sneak’ meaning you would very obviously admire him and he could absolutely tell, but he would never make that obvious to you. So why aren’t you doing that right now? And of course, he tells himself he couldn’t care less but the more time that goes on in utter silence, with no eye contact, the more antsy he gets, and suddenly he would do anything to go back in time to an hour ago when you were being the loveable pest he loved so much (simp).
“Hey… MC?” his voice was much softer now.
“Yeah?” You kept writing. You didn’t even look up.
“This part of the reading focuses a lot on weaknesses… What’s your biggest weakness?” Was he hoping you’d open up to him after all that? Or say something soft and romantic?
You stopped writing in disbelief that this was the first thing he would say to you after the silence that had consumed you both. “What is this, a job interview?”
“MC.” There was a hint of a smile on his lips now, you were mad at him but at least you were trying to joke with him to.
“I can be uncooperative.” You answered sharply before starting to look over your notes far more intently than you ever had before.
“Oh? Could you give me an example?” He was trying so hard to re-start a conversation with you.
“Absolutely not.”
Granted he definitely should have seen that coming, but it didn't stop a sign from escaping his lips.
“Now you better not be sighing after you're the one who started this whole silent treatment Mr. Daddy Issues.”
One second. That’s all it took for your brain to catch up with your mouth. You looked up sheepishly. You could see the rage in his eyes. You didn't even pick up your supplies, you just bolted out of the room yelling for the other brothers to save your ass from certain doom.
Another random Mammon HC that popped into my head:
So you know how Mammon wears a few pieces of jewelry including rings/earrings?
Imagine taking his jewelry when he’s napping to use an ultrasonic cleaner on them?
I’m sure it would fail immediately, he’s just trained at this point to wake up when someone approaches him sneakily.
Regardless, you continue to make your way to his rings.
Mammon is now in full panic mode because what is the human doing reaching for his hand?!
He’ll spout out some nonsense, but the second you make contact with his hand, he melts.
Still trying to keep composure, he spews on about “Of c-course you would w-want t-to hold hands with The Great Mammon..!”