#omnb

[devildomditzy]

Let me be a little delulu. It’s fun.

[zephyrchama]

(At Cocytus Hall)

You didn't realize you had company until your morning alarm went off. A mysterious weight by your side made it harder to reach over and silence the alarm. The culprit's white hair blended in with the clean white sheets. The chances of anyone else being in Cocytus Hall, let alone in your bed at dawn, were slim. Still, you took a peek under the covers to make sure.

Solomon had been holed up somewhere experimenting for three days. Though he constantly nagged you to take regular breaks, he didn't listen to his own advice and ran himself ragged. The sorcerer didn't appear to mind the cool air from outside the sheets and barely even stirred. He looked so innocent without his usual coy smile. There were dark bags under his eyes and the rest of his face was paler than usual.

You wondered if he purposefully climbed into bed with you because it saved him a handful of steps, or if he genuinely mistook your room for his and simply crashed out from exhaustion. Solomon was still in his daily attire. His robes dangled over the side of the bed like an extra blanket. His clothes had an earthy, smokey smell to them, like he had been burning herbs, and his feet dangled over the bottom edge of the bed. You couldn't tell if he properly took his shoes off or if they just fell off at some point in the night.

With the pillow already occupied, he rested his head against your side. His breaths were deep, your master was finally catching up on the sleep he desperately needed. Rolled up bits of notebook paper jutted out from his pocket. His shirt was untucked and rode up a little, revealing the top of his hip.

It was still early. It would be mean to wake him. A cursory glance at your DDD's home screen showed that you didn't have any new messages, meaning nobody needed you to fix a problem ASAP.

Surely these excuses were enough to justify a few more minutes of sleep. You rolled over to curl around Solomon, sweeping a leg over his thigh and brushing a pointy gold chain out of the way to lay your hand on his shoulder. You pulled the sheets up around the two of you, blocking out the rest of your room so all that remained was your shared warmth. Solomon remained fast asleep.

[purgatoryhole]

Mechanic mammon for my beautiful discord friends this one goes out to hot mechanics and demons everywhere

[under-wcrlds]

[NSFT] Obey Me Brothers and their kinks based on what sin they are avatar of

As the avatar of pride, Lucifer is totally into exhibitionism. If ritual sex was still popular you know he absolutely would have used that as an excuse to fuck you in front of the entire Devildom. He doesn't want to cause any problems for Diavolo so he settles for making sure you are loud enough that everyone in the House of Lamentation can hear you. He takes great pride knowing that no other demon could hope to make you scream as well as he can.

Mammon is the avatar of greed and for that reason I feel like he'd constantly wanna fuck just because he can (AKA quickies galore). But his biggest kink is marking you up. He's covetous and he NEEDS everyone to know you're his and the best way he can think to do that is by covering you in marks, mostly hickeys.

I thought long and hard about Levi but I think that being the avatar of envy would express itself through a HUGE praise kink. Nothing would be more addictive to him than you telling him how good he is and how none of his brothers could ever feel as good as he does.

Being the avatar of lust, the chase is just as fun as the act itself for Asmo. But once it gets down to it out of all his kinks, edging is his staple. He'd prefer to extend the act and the thrill as long as possible.

You guys probably think I'm gonna give you some basic answer for Satan like 'hate sex'. WRONG. We all know that Satan absolutely tries to rise above his baser instincts and seem calm and sophisticated. I personally feel that his wrath is directed at himself most of the time. For this reason, his kink is his own orgasm denial. I feel like he'd also be into brat taming

No hate to those who say Beel is into cunnilingus because they aren't wrong but I just feel like it comes from the game constantly not knowing how to write Beel's character except for....hungry. As avatar of gluttony, Beel is into overstimulation. The man is absolutely lost in the sauce ok and is not stopping until he physically has to.

Ok we know what's coming with this one. Avatar of Sloth, Belphie is into cockwarming. There would be no way he'd want to miss out on being inside you, why should being tired stop him?

[lovetei]

Hello! I love your writing! Are the requests open? If yes, could you do the headcanon MC/reader married life with Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos, and Simeon? (these four are my biases) Thank you! 😘💜

Yey!! I'm answering requests again let's go!!

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Married life with them, how does it go?

Versions: Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon

Warnings: Grammar errors, spelling errors, no proofreading, readers gender is not specified

Links: Masterlist, Rules

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LUCIFER

People know you as 'THE SPOUSE' because whenever he's about to blow up, you will be there to stop him

Your relationship is the type where Lucifer will put you to sleep first then secretly wake up to do his work

Then he will be hit by a flying slipper

Then he'll look to his side and saw you sitting up on the bed

Brows twitching out of annoyance and eyebags under your eyes

You HAVE to be fierce at times

Lucifer is known to be under Diavolo's control most of the time, he works for him.

So, there are quiet a few restrictions on his actions.

He could be fucking popping a nerve and will still not be able to fight back because he has to keep up Diavolo's reputation good.

So you do it for him.

One time, someone gave a rude comment to Lucifer

Imagine being rude to Lucifer bruh

And that person was in a quiet important position

So of course, he has to laugh it of like "Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha."

And que MC suddenly clearing her throat giving the most fake laugh while wide eyed staring at the man like "HA HA HA HA HA" with the most fake smile

Yeah

He's the type to ignore murder but draw the line at disrespecting his spouse

And you're the type to look at him while eating and think "Look at my man, ain't no way he's a murderer."

He is.

If Lucifer will SOMEHOW be charged of murder, which he really committed, MC would hold up a large sign outsid the prison, if it hasn't burned yet, with the words "FREE MY MAN"

To be honest, his whole thoughts on you just revolves around "Baby, you're freaky and strange. It's freaking me out." but continues watching and supporting you anyways.

You're just messing with him

Like, let the man have a break

You're the type of spouse to make a jerking hips movement while he's lecturing you tbh

DIAVOLO

So fun

Just shits and giggles

You don't argue, you bashes his head on concrete and he takes like a man with a smile

One time, he saw you struggling with gardening and he went outside to mess with you.

He asked, "Is this guy bothering you?" and pointed at the soil

You looked at him confused but nodded

Then he started punching the soil

He refuses to do extra paperwork now because he believes you're like those dog like

You know

Those dogs that know when their owner is coming home

And he believes that if he doesn't come home on time

You'll start howling like a pug on anesthesia

Yeah

And your vibes to him is like

"You poor thing." (Deregatory) (Sexual)

But you're his dream spouse

When he was a child, he likes those spouse that protects their BIGGER spouse

And he said "I like my spouse scary. Maybe I'll marry someone like them and they'll kill everyone who's ever said a bad thing about me."

He did marry one

You guys are a power couple though

You would attend the parties on matching clothes, especially tailored for the two of you

And he would be smiling like a puppy and you would be beside him glaring at whoever tries to be rude to him

But YOU know that HE knows who's naughty and nice

He'll deal with them when you're asleep

BARBATOS

"Yes, Baby. Your emotional wall is high and impenetrable. Can we kiss now?" — MC

It's just like that

I don't make the rules

Yeah, he's calm and collected

He's so stressed with you, everytime.

You're the menace and he's the leash

After using your magic, you would be leaning sexily on a wall in front of him

Coughing out BLOOD

Saying, "How do I look? Do I look good?" *Cough* "Was that hot?"

It wasn't.

He stands with his canceled spouse

Like

If everyone else is standing in front of his door, bloodied and bruise

He'll open his door IF and ONLY IF you're the one who knocked, or Diavolo

Then he'll open it

Grab you

Close the door

Open it again

Grad Diavolo

And let the rest of them bleed to death

He just loves you so much

Sometimes... ONLY SOMETIMES

When you tripped on the stairs and a lot of people saw it

He'll turn back time

ONLY SOMETIMES

Maybe not so sometimes

And by the way

If he has to move to another timeline

He will marry you

Over and over again

SIMEON

If you think you can bat your eyelashes at him and get whatever you want

Yes

Yes you can

He's so soft for you it's insane

It's so hot how his ring would shine when the slightest bit of life bounces of it

How it's cold metal would hit your skin when he cups your face and kisses you

How he absent mindedly fidget with it when he saw anything that reminded him of you

He's so soft

Like a cushion

Ready to catch you everytime you fall

He's also kind of clingy

But

Yeah, clingy

Everytime he wakes up and you're not there

He let's out the MOST dramatic sigh and think "The world is quiet cruel."

Chill, MC's in the kitchen making you guys food

But if you're indeed not there

He takes his suffering out on his book characters

Sexy evil bad bitch × quiet shy Boi (that can be a psycho)

He's a 10 but he doesn't mind that you're crazy so he's a 20

If you ask him the "What would you do if I turned into a worm?"

He'll answer the softest shit, "I'll build you a worm sanctuary, and take care of you."

Of course, after he said that you'll look up to the sky and thank father for his magic seed or whatever

[catsinnamon]

Happy bunny day! Who do you want to give the carrot to?

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[zaynesplushiekiller]

"i got a question for ya."

mammon's voice breaks over the bubble that's grown around you and your phone. you've spent half the day scrolling mindlessly through devilgram while he paces around your bedroom. when you tried to ask what he was procrastinating, he huffed and groaned and refused to tell you- so probably devildom law or something like that. mammon always whined whenever the class required more writing than practice.

"hit me." you answer, turning off your phone and sitting up in bed. he's in the same place you last saw him, hovering in front of your bed. if he's not pacing, then he's picking you up and running around the house of lamentation with you, ignoring the way you tell him to put you down. and if not that, then he's talking incessantly about his latest scheme.

all in all, normal for him.

"why do ya keep choosing me?"

?!

your eyebrows furrow, and your lips pout a bit. "what? what do you mean?" you ask, crossing your arms. does he like... not want you to? wasn't the whole point of dating someone choosing them? (well, "dating" might still be too strong of a word. admittedly neither of you had verbally confirmed it, he never introduced you as "his partner", and you hadn't really called him your "boyfriend" yet. but whatever you *were* was definitely more than just friends.)

"i had a dream." he hesitates, but ultimately sits at the edge of the bed, unable to keep still. "that- ya know, we were together. like... married and all that. and... it made my chest hurt, 'cause in the dream, ya always had the choice of someone else, and ya never took it. and it just made me think- y'know, ya keep choosing me. i know i'm nothing, 'specially compared to lucifer or satan. they're smart and lucifer's reliable and perfect. i'm nothing like that. so... i just keep thinking, why me?"

your throat tightens, and the only action you can take that feels right is to wrap your hands around him, pressing your cheek against his back. he's warm, you know he's heating up even through the fabric of his shirt. "mams." your voice is muffled from the position, so you move to sit on your knees, and mammon can feel your breath on the back of his ear. "do i really need to answer this? i love you for you. i love satan and lucifer too, but you're *my* mammon. you're the sun to my moon. you're everything. can't i love you for that alone?"

"well, yeah- but-"

"don't interrupt during the program, please!" his little chuckle makes you smile instinctively. "you love me for me, right? for or despite all of my flaws, my inability to stay out of harms way, and to always get in business that doesn't involve me. and you like me for that, right? i like you too, okay? you're silly, and not the smartest, sure, but you're my mammon. you're kind and accepting, even when you shouldn't be. so... i appreciate that. even dream me loves you as much as possible."

"jeez, you're being too sweet now!" he huffs, though you don't miss the way he turns to give you a kiss. "ya know... i really needed to hear that. but that's all, got it? no more, i can't handle it."

you giggle, warm and bright. "maybe next i'll tell you about how gorgeous you look, should i start from the top or bottom?"

[special-mooon]

And the "Satan Sheep Upside down" bit still lives on

(photo from this years obey me panel at AX)