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my object permanence with Bart is comical I don’t think about him much until he’s right in front of me and then he’s like my favorite guy ever

me reading yj: Bart is so cute in every panel!! He’s really stealing the show… he might be my fav character

me as soon as I put down the comic: Bart? The speedster? I think I might know that guy

#obviously an exaggeration #but i fr feel like a toddler #bc i’ll love him and then once he’s out of my field of vision i’m like sorry i don’t know much about the speedsters they seem cool tho :(#i think it’s my brain’s natural defense against understanding the speedforce #wdym the flashes are all deeply tragic characters??#like they must remain silly little guys bc if i try to understand the speedforce i’m gonna combust #dc #txt

One of my favorite things about Cooper Howard is that he was in his dumb trophy husband hunk era. Sir was all brawn little brain. Has a smart wife who does secret things for the betterment of their family and he's flashing his pearly whites on TV

#fallout tv #obviously an exaggeration #but the stereotype is great LOL #Cooper Howard

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Me: i'm going to make a narrator blog in the middle of passing period because I decided to send my friend narrator monologues in their ocs askbox as a joke!

The entire tsp fandom showing up:

#obviously an exaggeration #but WOW #love you guys!#rp blog #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tspud #tspud narrator #tsp

i haven't been caught up on ml wdym everyone thinks chat is a slut 😭 i thought that was the headcanons

Rocketear confirmed its canon

#ml spoilers #kind of #obviously an exaggeration #but pretty much #rocketear

Me: "Why did that guy throw a drink on that teenager?!"

Mom: "He was wearing a MAGA cap!"

Me: "Oh. There went all my fucks. Right out the window. I don't think my empathy for another human being has ever been lower."

#obviously an exaggeration #but still BIG SHRUGS #you wore a fascist's hat out in public

living in the northern part of the us is some bullshit. the sun doesn't rise until 11 in the morning and starts setting at 12 in the afternoon. what the fuck.

#obviously an exaggeration #but after living in socal for forever and having more normal sun hours #i'm struggling

I’ve been working in hotels for over a decade, and my favorite thing about my job is telling someone we’re sold out.

Example:

‘Do you have any rooms?’

'I’m sorry, no.’

'You don’t have anything?’

'Are you calling me a liar? Well, you can just go right to hell.’

#hotels #hospitality #the customer is not always right #the customer is an asshole #obviously an exaggeration #not really

genuinly think dying is less painful than this migraine. if i got into a car crash i would be in less pain than right now

#obviously an exaggeration #but I've never been in a car crash or died before #sooo #it might be. who knows

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