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Klaus | adult | genderqueer |they/them it/its| writing blog is @two-tired | side blog is @force-unforce

[dozydawn]

elle macpherson, 1994.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Breyer #701197 Unicorn IV White Pearl

[jaunty-cavalcades]

Here's my baby buried deep in my unicorn shelf.

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[queermania]

i think calling the winchesters serial killers is inaccurate in the same way that we differentiate between a serial killer and a hitman. those are not interchangeable terms. that being said, i do think sam winchester is a serial killer. we just didn't see it because it wasn't relevant to his journey etc etc

[queermania]

i rest my case

[k1tty5]

day 27 : grian !

[ianthewife]

not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know

[katherinacomb]

going to the morgue does anyone want anything

[polyamorouspunk]

YOU CANNOT JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

[millastaria]

this is for E here you go

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[birdsareblooming]

remember in sonic x when topaz on screen took rouge on a date, have her a gemed ring and then fell on the floor sobbing when they’d never see each other again like they really did that

[birdsareblooming]

like holy shit guys you didn’t have to go this hard but damn ya’ll did

[shinosarna]

Wait… is that this character that handcuffed Rogue and so she said “so you’re into BDSM, huh?” in that one screencap??? That wasn’t a joke but actually in-universe flirting???

[birdsareblooming]

Rouge off the shits

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[birdsareblooming]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[dopeybeauty]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third