RULES Generate as many quotes as you like with this website and apply them to characters from your WIP.
Taken from an open tag from @ezestreet, and I'll also leave it as an open tag.
Thomas: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Lily: I wasn’t that drunk.
Thomas: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Lily: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Thomas: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Silver.
Mattie: This was almost a great idea.
Silver: You just described 90% of our stuff.
Lily: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
Becks: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Rod: What changed your mind?
Becks: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
Alyssa: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Becks.
Alyssa, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Lily: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Mattie: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Thomas: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Becks: Why not?
Thomas: Because I don't know what they mean.
Thomas: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Becks: We could attack them with hummus.
Thomas: I stand corrected.
Becks: Just keeping things in perspective.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Lily: What? I don't have a partner…
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Lily: Oh my god, you have Becks.
Becks: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Mattie: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
Becks: Life could be worse, Silver.
Silver: Life could be a lot better too!
Silver: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Rod, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Lily, teaching Rod to drive: Okay, you're driving and Mattie and Silver walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rod: Oh, definitely Silver. I could never hurt Mattie.
Lily, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
(@adie-dee, I feel like you'll laugh just as hard as I did with some of these)
