Info: This is insanity - bear with me here.
I want to start an epic, maybe vaguely Round-Robinish fandom cliche about an intrepid Red!shirt - let's call him...Ensign Symanski (cause Polish names are awesome). Our eager beaver redshirt goes on many hilarious adventures and dies in ever increasingly bizarre ways on every mission he goes on. He's like Kenny from South Park - dies every episode, but is always there just the same when the title cards flash next week. Maybe the crew starts to get real blase about it many deaths later, but no one ever finds his miraculous Lazarus act out of the ordinary.
If you absolutely need to explain Ensign Symanski's amazing regeneration abilities then he's actually one of many thousand clones birthed from a giant Queen Ensign Symanski who cocoons on the ceiling of the hydroponics lab and when one Ensign Symanski dies one of the thousand gooey, drippy pupaes matures and out springs a new one.
Maybe everyone once and a while a clone comes out goofy. More Hail Nobra than Hail Cobra, dig? (and a thousand unredeemable points for whomever gets that refrence)
This is crack, obvs. We need more of it.
captch: enough scarlets (thread)