Here’s my ‘If Thanos touches one single baby hair of them I’ll sue’ list:
1. Tony
Nuh-uh. If anyone deserves to get safe and sound out of this it’s him.
2. Little Peter
HE’S TOO PURE. DON’T YOU DARE HURT HIM OR I’LL SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEE.
3. Loki
I don’t need to explain myself about him.
4. Big Peter
What? I have a thing for sarcastic/funny guys...
Don’t touch him.
5. Thor
He lost his dad, his hammer, his hair and his eye and probably much more so just leave him alone already.
You still can’t touch any of them tho, even if they’re not in this list. These are just my ‘don’t even think of it’ ones.














