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Me: I’m fine

Also me: *cries for no reason*

#I am on my #period and tipsy #so take everything I say from this point on with a grain #of salt #thank god I didn’t drink earlier #or y’all would have been dealing with a lot more posts like this #although I was drinking vodka first #and wine makes me emotional #🤷‍♀️

“You have to stay quiet,” Johnny instructs, hoisting you onto the countertop before dipping his head down to look you in the eyes, his hair falling into his face, “Can you do that baby?”

You nod at him, eager to please, but you’re honestly doubting you’ll be able to. Throwing your legs around his back you pull him to you, and he leans into you, his hands cupping your face as he kisses you deeply. Soon enough though his fingers are creeping up your skirt, and still kissing you he hooks his index fingers into your underwear and pulls sharply. You gasp out loud, breaking apart from him as you hear a rip, but he’s not stopping to wait for you. He pulls the remaining fabric off of you, leaving a light burn on your thighs as he does so.

“Johnny-!” you cry out, hushing yourself at the last moment, remembering the quiet you were supposed to maintain. He shoots you a warning look, his hands busy unbuckling his belt, freeing himself then grabbing you roughly by your now bare ass and pulling you to the countertop edge.

“Kiss me on the lips,” he commands you as he lifts you bodily onto himself, a single moan of pure ecstasy slipping out of your mouth as he enters you with one slick thrust.

- Johnny Seo of NCT 127* Appearing here as part of the ‘Unrequested’ series: taking unrequested prompts from Rapline Request Line (#16) + Prompt Weekend #1 (#38)

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i know it’s the internet and people get nostalgic for things quicker than they used to but i already see people missing 2009-2011 top 40 pop, when everything was oversaturated w club beats and party drivel so intensely that it turned enrique “i can be your hero baby” iglesias into a fuckboy

#you know my motivation given my reputation please excuse me i dont mean to be rude.......... BUT TONIGHT IM FUCKIN YOU [beat drops]#just bc kesha and lady gaga were good at the time doesnt mean the era was worth salvaging at all #text post #this might also be influenced by the fact that those years were particularly shitty for me and i was in middle school so take this w a pinch #of salt

my favourite bible passage

“and then god just turns someone’s wife into a pillar of salt”

Genesis 19:26

#genesis #god #the bible #salt #a pillar #of salt #passage #genesis 19:26

#anxiety really decreases when you realize that not everyone is ryan #not everyone is out here trying to lie to you about what they're doing or feeling #not everyone sees you as some game #and you don't need to take everything they say with a grain #of salt #imagine the weight lifted off my chest l o l #honestly though having that thought was like #OH WOW #but also it too way long #I hope i haven't done too much damage

Anytime anyone tells torrie to chill about the giovanni

Torrie: *cranks that shit to 11*

#they are a spiteful gremlin #of salt

I'm sure Catherynne M. Valente is an amazing writer, but she could literally be the best ever, and I still wouldn't be happy about a non-Slavic author making her literary name off my culture's rich folklore.

#It's cool when Slavic folklore is included in things that have a lot of folk characters from a lot of cultures #but that is not what she does so #this has been a text post #of salt #someone on Facebook posted a thing and reminded me of her books #which never fail to make me grumpy #time to soothe my soul by reading my like seventy-year-old book of Soviet folktales

“You have to stay quiet,” Johnny instructs, hoisting you onto the countertop before dipping his head down to look you in the eyes, his hair falling into his face, “Can you do that baby?”

“Kiss me on the lips,” he commands you as he lifts you bodily onto himself, a single moan of pure ecstasy slipping out of your mouth as he enters you with one slick thrust.

- Johnny Seo of NCT 127* Appearing here as part of the ‘Unrequested’ series: taking unrequested prompts from Rapline Request Line (#16) + Prompt Weekend #1 (#38)

Thanks for following and please enjoy this 200+ followers reward smut.

💘💦

*for my sins.

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