#officerkitten

[kinglunaris]

another one: when I humped the arm of a couch

So many questions.... but.. drunk?

[kinglunaris]

for the drunk or when I was a kid ask: threw up through my nose and mouth at the same time onto my friend's lawn

Kid!

[clamperls]

officerkitten said: DO NOT STRETCH AGAIN “in a few days” I S2G I WILL FIGHT YOU

i mean theyre not bleeding and they dont hurt and my ears havent ripped and theyre not infected

[reallyrey]

can u do elian!!! o-:

the pleasant confusion of getting caught in a light rain when it’s still sunny out. rubbing your lips together to spread out a layer of gloss, mist hanging over lush green grass. the hesitation before petting a stray cat

[scienceofconduction]

I feel so bad because I mix up names for everyone 100% all the time like I still mix up my sister and my best friends name and when a friend comes out and has a new name it takes me so long b/c I'm so bad at names even when I've been saying that name for years god just spray me with water if I ever call you the wrong name, also if I use the wrong pronouns

[rennybu]

ive not been as productive as i promised to be but summer is here and im ready to party

[bctrogues]

i just wanted to tell u that i love your hp house boards on pinterest ; v; all of them are my aesthetic and perfect. actually im in love with your whole pinterest but thats bESIDE THE POINT

Aw thank you so much! 

I actually really really like Pinterest, or at least I like the whole ~make ur own moodboards!~ thingie, it's really fun and sort of therapeutic? It helps me unwind, I think, and I'm really glad people actually like the boards I have, it's the loveliest!

xx

[donvex]

your aesthetic is like Swag swag swag swag MONSTER SWAG DARK LORD OF ALL bblAAAAGGGGHHHFHFFFSFHH (that was you killin someone with fire)

This was beautiful, bravo. Very accurate, very well done. I'm going to have to get this printed now.