#offrankies

[grahamstoker]

offrankies replied to your post “[User unblocked] [pm] Have you thought about your war crimes?”

[pm] My stuff arrives on Monday!!!!!!!! GRAMMY I LITERALLY DON'T HAVE MORE SHOES

[pm] Well you shoulda thought of that before blocking me. :/

[letsbenditlikebennett]

offrankies replied to your post: Officially a high school graduate. Am I now in...

[pm] Congrats Ari ♥ I’ll take that calculator if no one wants it. I don’t think my mom will send me mine when she ships my stuff.

[pm] Someone claimed the calculator, but thank you! You starting up school here or something? Also, I meant to ask you, what’s Layla favorite kind of cake? Was going to go with a vegan funfetti cake, but I’m totally here for ideas. We’re also going with a jocks and cheerleader theme. I’ll have invitations made soon. Was thinking you could come shopping for decorations with me and Simon? :) 

[laylacooke]

Hottest people in town?

Finally asking me questions that don’t pertain to my mental status or personal life? I’m impressed. But let’s see. Hottest people in town, just to please your sick and twisted little fantasy...

@offrankies will always be my number one, and if you think that’s ever going to change, you’re shitting yourself.

@letsbenditlikebennett We did kiss after all, and I only kiss people that I think are hot.

@walker-journal He’s an asshole, but he can be sweet in his own perverted way I guess.

@harlowhaunted She’s kinda hot when she’s angry.

@3starsquinn He’s got that adorkable sort of thing going. Plus, he did save me those two times, I guess.

@caraitaliadolcemeta No comment.

@chasseurdeloup He’s kinda hot, even though he’s bitter and old as fuck.

@grahamstoker Another asshole, but not bad to look at.

@corpse--diem Kinda hot, even though she’s straight up Tales from the Crypt.

@deathduty She’s a little out there, but why not? She’d be even hotter if she could get my name right.

[hackysackace]

offrankies: [pm] SAM NO

[pm] Hmm what? Is Antonio Bunnydares supposed to be secret? 

...is your rabbit a meat-bunny too? Are they secret?

[chasseurdeloup-retired]

@offrankies replied to your post “Would you rather be blind or not be able to talk for the rest of your...”

Cool! Like a mime! :)

Putain.

I take it back. Blind. I’d rather be blind. 

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Hey, uhm, Detective Wu, is it? I was... at the lake. I didn't get to, uhm, thank you properly.

[pm] Which one are you? Oh, Frankie. Yes.

I’m way to fucked up for this

Hi Frankie. 

Of course. Oh god, is this normal. AM I ACTING NORMAL? I HAVENT SMOKED WEED SINCE THE 12TH GRADE 

THIS ISN’T WEED THIS IS SHROOMS, JANE!

oh god am I talking to myself?

Yes, you are. 

How are you doing?

[athenaquinn]

[pm] Hey, it's Frankie, uhm, thank you for... you know.

[pm] You’re welcome. I am sorry you came to harm, and that I was a factor in that. Can I do anything for you? How is your injury healing?

@offrankies

[noah-kalani]

[pm] Hey, uh, Is this Noah? This guy [del: who didn't give me your name so I hope he was legit] from an animal shelter gave me your contact info, said you were a, uhm, vet?

[pm] Uhh I mean thats not exactly true. I am actually a Vet Tech, and then going to school in the fall to get my degree in Veterinary Medicine. BUT if you have like an animal question or anything which is why I assume you are messaging I’d be happy to try to take a stab at it, or refer you to my colleagues.