✉ text ↪ possibly real henrik(?)
kol: so, who are you taking to the ball?
kol: you /do/ have a date in mind, don't you?
kol: and where will you be getting your suit?
kol: you know that you'll have to wear a suit, right? the definition of "formal party" had evolved over the years to the point where they generally no longer involve sacrificing goats in the hopes that the gods will grant us a fruitful harvest this season.
kol: now we just have cocktails, so don't think you can get away with wearing just any old raggedy thing.
kol: oh, and you're definitely getting a haircut, right?
kol: and a new pair of shoes?
kol: you could /really/ use a new pair of shoes.









