Jun 5, 2024
before you vote, spin the wheel and get an ofmd character 🏴☠️
would you fuck, marry, or kill your character?
fuck 🍑
marry 💍
kill 🔪
Voting ended onJun 12, 2024
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before you vote, spin the wheel and get an ofmd character 🏴☠️
would you fuck, marry, or kill your character?
fuck 🍑
marry 💍
kill 🔪
insp: one, two
Saw this in a Discord chat courtesy of @temporal-discounting and I now have a new head canon that this is carved into The Revenge somewhere. Question is who carved it and where?
Who would carve this into The Revenge?
Ed Teach
Stede Bonnet
Lucius Spriggs
Black Pete
Fang
Frenchie
Roach
Wee John Feeney
Jim Jimenez
Oluwande Boodhari
The Swede
Buttons
I didn’t have enough room for more choices. If you think it would be Ivan or someone else feel free to put that choice in the comments! Also feel free to put in the comments where you think it would be carved!
Thank you for letting me use this pic for my silly posting Ruth!
Our Flag Means Death fans: Which of Ed's business propositions is the most iconic?
Blackbeard's Bar & Grill (and other delicacies and fishing gear)
Jeff's Inn by the Sea
They're both equally iconic
Haven't watched/see results
Non fans, spare your discourse please. I know OFMD was a popular punching bag for a while but do that elsewhere
what does Ed answer?
yis <3
no :'(
maybe
Did Stede really ‘chew the old tobacco leaf when [he] was young and edgy’?
Yes
No
Please add comment if you wish.
you get ONE BACKSTORY in s2 of ofmd
Oluwande
Lucius
Izzy
Jack
Frenchie
Buttons
Pete
Fang
Spanish Jackie
Roach
Wee John
The Swede
Stede, Ed, and Jim have been left off this poll due to having their backstories explained in season 1 (although I would love more!)
possibilities for how ed gets his leathers back in the finale:
ed has a whole closet full of identical leather outfits that he sort of forgot about when he was having his symbolic funeral for blackbeard
izzy made a replica leather getup that sometimes he would take to a brothel or something when he was on shore leave and he would pay one of the prostitutes to wear it while they fucked him
actually it’s not out of the realm of possibility that there’s at least one prostitute in the republic of pirates who found their niche impersonating blackbeard in bed and they have a really authentic blackbeard outfit replica for that purpose
or just. anyone in the republic of pirates might just have blackbeard cosplay for entirely non-sexual reasons, too. there’s probably a blackbeard fanclub somewhere
one of the republic of pirates gift shops sells blackbeard cosplay and they were having a sale because all the blackbeard merch hasn’t been selling as well ever since the gentleman pirate became the new celebrity in town
black pete is the one with the blackbeard outfit replica. it gets equal use for dorky fanboy cosplay reasons and also for roleplaying blackbeard during sex
ed says something like “oh no i need my leathers but i threw them in the sea!” out loud and buttons just happens to be flying by and he squawks a request to his beloved (seagull subtitles part 2) who rises up like how they animated the ocean in moana and gives ed his leathers back
EDIT: oh my god i forgot ed can fish now
anyway now there’s a poll on this post. cast your vote now!
1: ed’s cartoon character wardrobe
2: izzy’s deepest darkest secret
3: sexy blackbeard impersonators
4: blackbeard cosplayers who aren’t horny about it
5: half off all blackbeard merch
6: black pete hardcore fanboy moment
7: ed has a moana moment
8: 🎣🎣🎣
I love polls
What was the gayest moment in ofmd s2 that didn’t relate to gay sex?
Stede’s red suit, every moment he’s in it
Ed painting the cake topper to look like himself
Wee John as Calypso
Izzy’s La Vie En Rose performance
Ed’s and Annie’s friendship handshake (+Ed’s hair toss)
Literally everything Frenchie does in the background of any scene
Roach and Fang spa day
The polycule dancing together
The Swede’s makeover / croptop
Stede’s earring
Lucius’ flared jeans
Other (god there’s so much, tell me in the tags)