#ofmd quotes

[chempathetic-fallacy]

From reddit user DeAnimation

[julibellule]

"Ah, don't worry about it," Ed hears himself say, a breath of words in the dark, casual as he can make them. "Happens all the time. Dick can't be put to sleep some nights, it's just down there having its own thoughts when you're fast asleep."

Stede makes an awkward noise in his throat, a sort of wheezing breath that suggests Ed hasn't fixed the awkward yet, drawn attention to it if anything.

He scrabbles for more, or for better.

"You want me to take care of it." Maybe not that, but it's out there in the dark now. An offer choked out of his mouth by his brain which has spent far too long relying on his instincts and his good sense and very occasionally his needs. "It's not a big deal, happens all the time, someone else giving it a quick bit of attention'll see you right."

Something in his head is quietly screaming. But it's the part that didn't offer any other suggestions and left him blurting the first thing that came to him while they're pressed together in the dark, so it only has itself to fucking blame.

Cabin Pressure

-by @entanglednow

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[deducemyheart]

Stede: He probably thinks I'm a fool, that Blackbeard. I'm a terrible pirate.

Ed: Oh, come on. You know, most of the pirates I know, they're dead. So you're doing a hell of a lot better than them.

[littlealienproducts]

Our Flag Means Death Iron on Patches by LauranicusGoods

[spheronite]

gay people never flirt normally, it's always gotta be some shit like

[thespianwordnerd]

Me doing laundry: I'm folding stuff. And that's ok:)

Me being asked to clean: this is DERANGED!! I don't CLEAN things!!?!

[klbaileyart80]

I love painting flowers and leaves, and this quote was perfect to put in a wreath!

[undeadbetareads]

Random OFMD Quotes I am Constantly Saying

In honor of season 2 of Our Flag Means Death Here is a list of quotes I am constantly saying in no specific order:

"Edward Teach, born on a beach"

"I actually think I'm just so so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute"

"God damn it" (specifically when Jim says it after seeing Lucius on the beach by their clothes)

"Fab"

"Now that's a fuckery"

Please add any lines that you quote/like :)