#ofsalamanders

[mcthodicals]

❛ Now there’s only emptiness, nothing to say ❜ // sixteen candles, dangerous liaisons

❛ now there’s only emptiness, nothing to say ❜

“wow, someone’s been listening to a little too much my chemical romance, felix… look, i know that you and i don’t have the, uh, friendliest of relationships… but that doesn’t mean that we’re total rivals, okay. that spot is reserved for someone else.”

sixteen candles - “at which age do you consider someone to be the most mature?”

“i don’t believe there’s a certain age that defines maturity. i think eighteen is the age where people really start to mature, but i’ve known plenty of twenty year olds and onwards (coughcoughcough) that still act like children. i think it depends on the person, and someone might never mature.”

dangerous liasons - “which language would you most like to learn?”

“i’ve always been partial to the romance languages. i used to be fluent in french and spanish, but i’ve lost a lot of that fluency. i think that i would like to relearn those two, or i’d like to pick up some italian.”

[mcthodicals]

»» —C L O S E D [ @ofsalamanders ]

"hey, felix, can you pass me some of those streamers?” tabby mumbled past the pencil that was held between her lips. she had a talent for multitasking, and preparing for the dance was the perfect opportunity to show it off. “and if you could finish cutting out these decorations you’d be such a doll...”

[amymillcr]

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am // 💚🍑💘

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

amy → felix: how am i supposed to help you if you don't know where yOU ARE FELIXamy → felix: i know you are drunk but... can you share your location or anything like that ???amy → felix: nevermind, i'm getting a flashlight. i will find youamy → felix: even if it's the last thing that i do

💚 who are you jealous of and why?

" i can't think of anyone i'm jealous of. maybe my mom's work because it makes her spend less time with me and my sister ?? yeah, that’s probably it. "

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

" oh !! videos of people reading posts of a subreddit. especially if it is r/niceguys or r/nicegirls. i don’t know why, they just make me laugh like no other. "

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

" in words of queen elsa: conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. and pretend that everything is easy, breezy and beautiful. yeah, that's how we deal with stress in this house. "

[aadics]

the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, a raisin in the sun // “I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”

MEME DAY // ACCEPTING !

the lion, the witch & the wardrobe : if you could start a new life in a new world, would you ?

“ that would be easier, wouldn’t it ? maybe i could take clara to a body of water one day & show her the little parts of nature that are just so BEAUTIFUL. i might already be a photographer & not have to worry about affording clara’s schooling & whether i can afford an appointment with her doctor. maybe in the new world, i would still have my father, those morning drives in his mustang with sinatra. but life brings lessons & i need to face them head on, to reason with myself why i’ve made it this far. ”

a raisin in the sun : what is your most important possession ?

“ this silver heart shaped locket & attached cross from my father, with a picture of us on the inside & now, clara on the other side. they keep me balanced & it has become sewn to my chest every day since i lost him & met clara. the beginning & the ever present. ”

“I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”

“ felix— we called in about ten minutes ago. the roads getting here are the worst, i promise the pizza delivery boy will be here shortly. in the meantime, we have butterscotch pudding & imagining what he looks like. my vote is for freckles & sandy blonde hair. ”

[matucs-blog]

stargirl, the tell-tale heart // [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ // “I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”

stargirl: do you value uniqueness?

“ absolutely. if you offer something unique, you’re contributing in a way that no one else can. to me, that’s invaluable. ”

the tell-tale heart: is there anything you feel guilty about right now? what?

“ uh... there are so many things. can i just say, like, every choice that has led me up to this moment ?? yeah, okay, i’m saying that. ”

[ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/

[ ✔︎ sent at 10:59pm ] : soooo long story short i went down the rabbit hole of stalking someone on instagram and trying to figure out where they are right now

[ ✔︎ sent at 11:00pm ] : i’m so sorry i pulled a platonic fuckboi move and didn’t text u back lmao 

[ ✔︎ sent at 11:01pm ] : anyway what’s up my frog king

“ i went to the home depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’. ”

“ the good and bad news is that your decorating is now no different from anyone that i ever met at ucla. twinkle lights are embarking on world domination. they will soon be inescapable. ” 

[missrcyna-blog]

the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy // [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? // “At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”

the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy: what do you think is the meaning of life?

“being happy...what? i failed philosophy class, okay? everyone told me that it’d be an easy a, but i failed! that exact question was the topic of our final paper and she said it was the worst thing she’d ever read, so sorry if that wasn’t as deep as you all hoped.”

[ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone?

reyna → felix: i lowkey feel like you have frog emojis next to all of your contacts

reyna → felix: but is it a crown?? or a queen??? bc i agree

“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”

“ha! the workers seem to believe so, considering the way they’re so stingy with it. i asked this one lady to put just a little more, and she nearly cussed me out.”

[missrcyna-blog]

peppermint tea

Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 

[matucs-blog]

blueberry-muffin tea

blueberry-muffin tea: tell me a memory which makes you smile 

“ i really clearly remember the first time that i saw you play guitar. we were at campfire, and you were just smilin’ and strummin’ and i knew, in that minute, that i would love being your friend. we were kinda awkward around each other up until that point, but from then on, everything came naturally. i’m so lucky to have you, i swear. i’ll always remember you the way you were in that moment -- content, talented, and warm. ”