#oh ivan

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Do you have anyone living with you currently?

нет, I do not. Just Russia Cat and my little creature Coal. Whom I have not seen in some time...

It is just me...alone...again...

[agardenandlibrary]

Ivan is only the slacker of the family because the rest of his family are a bunch of overachievers. It takes him like 2 weeks to organize a whole planet so he can get back to slacking off. This is absurd. Everyone else is staring at him in shock while the rest of his family goes "pfft, it took you two weeks?"

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

applied for a job at the place I am currently a postdoc

feels like trying to transition from the friend zone to marriage

[sakuraluck]

on account of luka's debut video reaching 5 million views, i just wanna make a commentary on how poetic it is that everyone's videos are kind of falling into place like the top three results: luka with 5m, till with 4m, (mizi with 3.5m,) ivan with 3.1m, and sua's sweet dream with 2m.

[qqueenofhades]

you know i think its quite rude that PEL!ivan just attacked me in the feels. like first backstory i was like, “oh he’s kinda cute and funny or whatever” and NOW i’m like, “oh ivan? ivan kaminsky? Literally one of the best men in the entire world. What a fucking catch! Like how swoon worthy is he 🥰”

....Fedyor, my darling, is that you? 😂😂😂

[ahdndnaneb]

“‘In every man, of course a demon lies hidden…’”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

[krasnyybunt]

@zdravstvuysclntse IDK why you miss this asshole. He was voted ‘most likely to stab a stranger with a fork for breathing funny’ at the last company meeting

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

I heard a rumor that America has been secretly learning to speak Russian for you. But you didn't hear that from me. Shhhh.

Learning? But I already know he speaks my language. He says he learned it during the Cold War so that he could brag about his victory in my language to me.

Sometimes I wonder if that was the only reason. I hear him mutter words under his breath when he thinks I am not listening. But his accent is so bad that I can not understand what he is trying to whisper half of the time.