#oh james...

[kimmiessimmies]

Wistfulness (14/34)

As Sarah sat down again, she turned to James. “Mum wants to know if you’re bringing anyone to the funeral. And she added that as long as you’re not calling ‘that girl’ your girlfriend, it would be very inappropriate to bring her. Her words, not mine.”

“Seriously?” James asked, “Her mother just passed away, and this is what she’s worried about? That woman never ceases to amaze me…”

He shook his head, “Either way, no, I won’t bring anyone to the funeral. I assume that, by ‘that girl,’ she meant Leona, and Leona has moved away. I wouldn’t have brought her even if she hadn’t, anyway.”

Everyone now looked at James. “What?” He said.

“Leona moved away?” Sarah asked, “Are you okay?”

“Of course I’m okay,” James said, sounding agitated. “Leona and I had sex, that’s all. Now, I’ll just have to do that with others. And on that note, please excuse me.”

He stood up and approached a girl sitting at the counter. His friends looked at him in silence.

[jihef03]

Hoffman!Hook does plenty of mustache-twirling villain hamm in that movie but I do like he seems to genuiely connect with Jack.

In fact I've seen people posit that the reason the pirates get overwhelmed so easily by the Lost Boys is because Hook didn't prepare his own troops enough and rather spent his time with Jack making some father-and-son bonding (in his own piratey way of course.)

If Hook wasn't caught up in his own obssessions he could connect with children and then they'd in fact "love him".

[notsoarrogant]

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 ▷ Drunk Dial! note: all in caps cos James doesn't know how to use a phone

———-“MOONY! YOU’RE NOT HERE TONIGHT SO PADFOOT SUGGESTED WE CALL YOU ON THAT MUGGLE THINGY YOU INSIST ON OWNING. WE HAD TO SNEAK INTO THE EVANS’ HOUSE THOUGH, BUT THEY’RE NOT HOME! NOW PADFOOT IS RUNNING AROUND AS A DOG, AND OH—-HE’S GOING UPSTAIRS??? I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING, BUT HE MENTIONED SOMETHING EARLIER ABOUT NEEDING TOO PISS. MAYBE HE’S GOING TO PEE IN PETUNIA’S ROOM? MERLIN, PADFOOT, THAT’S GENIUS! YOU’RE MISSING A GREAT NIGHT, BUT THE WAY, I MEAN, I’VE BORKEN MY GLASSES A FEW TIMES, BUT NOTHING MAGIC COULDN’T FIX. WE MISS YOU, MOONY LUPIN YOU HUMBLE BLOKE, YOU.”

[heirofthehook]

No I suppose It was just a picture I saw in a book. How very odd.

“For sure we never have met before. I'd remember such a pretty face as yours.”

[kingofcheddar-blog]

"but he fought the urge for the need of release."

[anamatronicfish]

James is playing Animal Crossing: City Folk and he refuses to believe me that this package won't be landing any time soon.  We used to play Animal Crossing together all the time when we were kids, so it'll be fun to play together again.  We keep making jokes about the mighty arapaima.  It's pretty fantastic so far even though he got all the good tools.

[hefanciesyou]

"It's a fatal flaw really: I make all these 'good girls' so sexually frustrated that they don't know what to do with themselves. They get so pent up that they end up massive bitches. It's quite sad."

James (The Juggernaut Factor)

[loveisinfinitexx]