#oh newt

[neptunezs]

and when i am six feet under and the bugs are eating away at my bitter flesh, they will choke on all the words that no one ever cared to force out of my throat

[mikaikaika]

Newt saying this to Lukey during their convo </3333

[randomlittleimp]

Watching Jupiter Ascending because it's my birthday and I can.

[scamandir]

@aurorscorned gets a Hogwarts holiday starter (sc)

“I’m really --- really sorry about hitting you with that snowball yesterday. I had been aiming for my brother but he moved on accident,” Newt explained a bit excessively for a simple apology. He’d been trying to get his brother for obvious little brother reasons ( and also because Leta said it would be funny ) but hitting Graves had damn near scared Newt to death. The older boy made him nervous and he wasn’t sure why. Theseus always gave him a hard time for it and assured him Percival was perfectly harmless. Giants were essentially harmless too until you messed with them, Newt liked to point out in return. “Theseus is making me apologize, I was perfectly happy to say nothing so you wouldn’t know it was me,” Newt continued bluntly, gaze directed down at the other boy’s knees. 

[skiplo-wave]

Newt: There’s three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Newt way.

Credence: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Newt: Yeah sometimes, but it's much faster!

[wxldyxuth]

*casually pretends not to be staring at Tina's boobs*

“Newt? Are you even listening to me?” Tina looked over to him with a slight smile, knowing exactly what he was doing. “And my eyes are up here.”

[skiplo-wave]

Percival: Don't waste money this month.

Newt: I wont.

*a week later*

Percival: What the f-

* seals swim by in the pool*

Newt: Don't worry. I stole them.

[skiplo-wave]

Percival: I didn’t catch your name.

Newt: I didn’t throw it.