#oh snapppp

[bridgeportbritt]

Simerica Men’s Correctional Facility | Windenburg, Simerica

Guard: You have a visitor.

Gustavo: Son, you have no idea how happy I am to see you, Son. Where’s your stepmom? I thought she was coming with you?

Gianni short: She didn’t want to come.

Gustavo: Oh. Well, that’s just great. At least you’re here for me, son. Have you talked with the lawyers? I haven’t spoken to anyone since I’ve been here. What’s going on with my defense?

Gianni: I’ve always been on your side, Dad.

Gustavo: Y- yeah, Son. You have... I-

Gianni: When you cheated on mom and ruined our family, I didn’t see you as a bad guy. When you spent more time working or with other women when you were supposed to be with us, I didn’t let it change my opinion of you.

Gustavo: Son-

Gianni: When you ran off and got married without even talking to us about it during our freaking family vacation, I even lied to mom for you!

Gustavo: Gianni, where is all this coming from?

Gianni upset: Everyone has bailed on you, Dad! Grayson, Ariana, and you know, she’s taking the twins. I’m the only left. Constantly defending you. Constantly trying to make you out to be not as bad as everyone says. I mean, just look at me! Working for you, living in Simerica when my whole family is in SimDonia!

Gustavo: Gianni, I never-

Gianni: And you don’t really even give a shit about me.

Gustavo: Son, that’s not true.

Gianni: It’s true, Dad. I know. I know everything. Everything is so much clearer to me now. You don’t care about anyone but yourself! Not your kids, not either of your wives, not even your company.

Gustavo: Gianni, you’ve got it all wrong! I-

Gianni: You’re right. I have had it all wrong. I’ve been looking up to you because you’re my dad. Not because you’re the kind of man I want to be. I don’t want to be like you. I don’t want to be anything like you.

Gustavo: ...

Gianni: That’s why I’m advising the lawyers to defend the company by singling you out as the sole culprit in the crimes.

Gustavo restraining: Gianni! You cannot do that! Not to your old man! Think about what you’re saying.

Gianni: Oh, I have thought about it. I’m not going to let you keep hurting the people I care about. Including me. It’s over, Dad.

Gustavo: Gianni, wait! Please. I’ll- I’ll do better, I promise!

Gianni: It’s too little too late, Dad. Have a nice life.

[sharpenurdamnknife]

👀 (does he really want to know lol)

Something Piper says about @skyler-bane

Pipers eyes fell on the waitress that had asked where Skyler was tonight.  She wasn’t mistaking the tone. There was no mistaking that tone after all and there was no other reason why Maggie would want to know.  She had a habit after all of going after the cute handsome ones.  That flirty smile.  That thing where when they made a joke she would nudge them with her hip and giggle just a bit too much at their jokes.  She shouldn’t- couldn’t blame her…but that didn’t mean that she was just going to let it happen. 

She practically ripped the order ticket from the other woman’s hand through the window.  “I know what you’re thinking about and don’t.”  There was no mistaking her tone either.  She couldn’t even ignore it and she certainly wasn’t going to tone it down.  She got jealous okay?  Why was it everyone else got to be happy; got to ‘have a little fun’ with the men that she liked.  The other woman backed up a step, probably remembering the last time that Piper had gotten jealous and had calmly set someone’s car on fire- and then drove it into the Bayou.  She didn’t fucking play. 

 

“He’s busy tonight.  In fact, he’s busy every night he's here.  So you can flash those cheap panties at someone who cares.” 

[thejazzdesign]

Oh snap Brandon Sanderson is going to be at Dragoncon. o_o

[5692x]

"You see scrub". Uh, Sjin's not here - What's the game - ? Heh I'm just joking.

Sips Plays Fallout part 1

[deriision-archived]

"I love you," the man huffed out.

"Y..You do?" Abort mission, her tough exterior was starting to crumble at a rather quick rate. No one had ever been this blunt with her, at least with feelings like that of course. for a while, she only gave him a blank stare as she blinked every once in a while.

Oh right, she had been quiet for about a minute. Better reply now before he gets the wrong idea.

"Gamagori, I like you too? Wait no, that’s not what I meant. I really like you and you’re cute..? Wait no, that’s not it either." Frustrated with herself for not being able to come up with a coherent sentence, she hid her face underneath her hands while mumbling to herself. 

Give her about a minute or two, she’ll be back to normal. 

[lddzeppelin]

gracelesscas replied to your post:actually they banned kinder eggs from the us bc they said it was a "choking hazard" its super dumb if u ask me

YOU CANT BUT I SNUCK EM IN ONCE ~rebel reem~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzMGqVh8G20

[palolandd]

My boyfriend just bought animal crossing at a midnight launch not long ago, then he just texted me there saying "I lent you my 3DS?"

[hybridpenis]

WARNING TRIGGER. "Or what? You can't kill me, you arrogant little-" "Klaus." Lucifer stopped and looked to where Gabrielle had fallen to the floor. "What was that?" He snarled. "I said, I chose Klaus." She said, her voice strong and unwavering as she started to get up, staring defiantly up at her brother. Lucifer kicked her back down and kicked her a couple of times in the ribs. "And I said, What. Was. That. You. Fucking. Whore?" He barked, punctuating each word with a kick.

Klaus doesn't waste a second as the angel has successfully diverted the attention of Lucifer. He lunges at him, hand forcefully going through his chest with ease. Klaus isn't sure what this may do, but he can tell by the look on his face that he's at least caused him pain, in which the hybrid smiles wickedly. "You were saying?"