#ohnoyoudidn't

[ktarsims]

[fatboyjovan]

Oh no you didn't. -Pickachu

[commentsofeffect]

Scorched Earth says:

Talin Rhela and Area of Effect, It appears that your company grows restless if its members don’t have something to argue about. Such an enjoyable thing to see in an organization that prides itself on flimsy, impossible daydreams of peaceful, harmonious, flowers and rainbows ideals! We at Scorched Earth would like to thank you for the many opportunities you’ve given us to watch you tear yourselves apart. It’s been a nice respite for us; we’re usually so busy you see. But, alas, it seems things have calmed down in your little, lush garden home (goodness, for being so inclined to help the poor you certainly have a lovely abode. I suppose your empathy can only reach so far for the homeless if you don’t mind living in hypocrisy). But fear not! Scorched Earth is always watching and looking to keep Free Companies active. As a result it’s our distinct pleasure to alert you that we have stolen away one of your members, Albert Truman. The most wonderful thing about this (for us, of course) is that he doesn’t seem to miss you in the least. In fact, he’s realized that your company’s goals are impossible and that every one of you, for all your talk, is unreliable. We’re pleased to accept him as the newest member of Scorched Earth! Best of days to you, lazy daydreamers, Scorched Earth

[upclosefromafar]

Just girly things: Removing red thread from the bath in case your family mistake it for period blood. ❤❤❤

[cyanide-cecilia]

I'm probably not the only one who sings horridly to my car radio with the windows down, but I was driving through town after getting off the highway yesterday and some girl just gives me a shriveling look. Bitch, don't hate on my gorgeous voice! YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS TALENT, AND A CAR THAT HAS ISSUES GETTING ON THE HIGHWAY. *snaps fingers in a Z formation*

[krystamcj-blog]

That awkward moment when you think something's going on, but you're afraid to say something because if you're wrong you sound like a crazy bitch. But even when there's even a small chance that you're wrong, it's kind of killing you anyway. 

[emstaa1-blog]