gentlemen prefer blondes!
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gentlemen prefer blondes!
It's the damn glasses, is what it is.
Atsumu gnashes his teeth.
It's a ridiculously unfair advantage, and he wants to clock Oikawa a good one for wearing them - right across that stupidly beautiful face of his.
(Except every time he sees that fucker in those glasses, what he really wants to do - so badly it's killing him - is swoop in and kiss the asshole - right on that stupidly beautiful mouth of his.)
ok... TIME TO SPREAD MY ATSUOI AGENDA they’d make the most chaotic pair ever
College AU AtsuOi as a gift for the HQ Rarepair Exchange on twt!
(AU thoughts and explanations under the cut)
Oikawa: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Iwaizumi: Elephants.
Oikawa: Blocked.
Tendou: Camels.
Oikawa: Extra blocked.
Suga: Donkeys.
Oikawa: Ultra blocked.
Atsumu: That dick.
Oikawa: ...Followed.
(Oiatsu anyone??)
Besties Oikawa and Atsumu in crop tops
Atsuoi rlly be going out there yelling “OOOOoOOOoO YOu wANnA KisS mE so BaAaaaD~”
The aftermath:
And special note from Tobio:
happy valentine’s day to these jackasses only