OMG, like, NO WAY! At the worst, I’ll just have to totally act like I'm this poor, pitiful woman mistreated by her awful boyfriend, like, how dramatic can you get? Hahahahaha! And can you believe some people are actually gullible enough to buy it like his friends?! And wait, let’s toss in that he’s too chicken to be a dad! But for real, if I flash him the baby pics, he’s gonna fold like a cheap lawn chair, hilarious, right?! But honestly, I'm not going anywhere! You can try all you want, but I’m gonna crush him like always! Six months max? That’s, like, totally realistic! Hahahahaha! Plus, his little injury might actually come in handy for my plan. Just picture me all sweet and caring with my ‘prey’, like so adorable and believable! Hahahahaha!
"He's too chicken to be a dad"
