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[crownmemes]

Older in Age Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses who are older in age. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Depressing, isn't it? Getting old."

"I guess I'm getting too old for my job. Too grouchy. I can't stand the aggravation. You know how it is."

"Times have changed. It's not like the old days, when we could do anything we wanted."

"Getting old is not funny."

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

"There's not enough life left in me for regrets."

"It's been a while. How's life as a civilian?"

"It's no fun being old, is it?"

"Watch it! I'm not so old that I won't kick the shit out of you!"

"In my advanced middle age, I've learnt one thing, and that is ignorance truly is bliss."

"I know what you're doing. You're trying to make this last as long as you can, because the longer it lasts, the farther you are from that front porch."

"You have an odd definition of retirement."

"Sooner or later, old age humbles us all."

"I understand the technology. I simply choose not to use it."

"We don't get wiser as we get older, but we do learn to avoid or raise a certain amount of hell, depending on which we prefer."

"You may get to have some fun before they send you off to the rocking chair yet!"

"You're a little old to be fighting people, aren't you?"

"He's not a suspect, and you are retired!"

"Do you ever think about giving it all up?"

"I used to be afraid of losing my memory. What I wouldn't give to forget a thing or two now."

"Guess how old I am."

"If we're going to reminisce, let's at least get a drink, huh?"

"I'm not the man I used to be."

"Live as long as I have and you'll come to understand that it's not the years that count - it's the distance you travel."

"Look at you! You used to be such a handsome young man! What happened?"

"Like a fine wine, I'm aging gracefully."

"Espionage isn't easy at my age, but it is marvellous fun!"

"Is it me, or did all the fun go out of everything around 1979?"

"I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way."

"I think the older you get, the harder it is to keep adapting to change."

"Do you remember that time I told you I didn't think you would make it to retirement?"

"Just because I'm older than you doesn't necessarily make me old."

"You can't keep punching the living daylights out of villains now that you're practically a grandad!"

"This fight isn't over, but I've not got that much fight left in me."

"It's a dangerous thing we do for a living. You're lucky, having seen it through to the end."

"You know, this is feeling a bit like the old days!"

[crownmemes]

Older in Age Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for muses who are older in age. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Being old doesn't make you not a babe."

"Please don't take offence, but despite your stellar past, your many years here have left you both impetuous and clumsy."

"To the good old days, whenever the hell they were!"

"Aren't you a little too grey to be making these mistakes?"

"I'm way too old to feel sexy."

"Why do you continue with this preposterous idea of resuming your career?"

"Wow, that's pretty good for a retired guy!"

"Another time, another place, if a man tried to kill me, I would've shot him or thrown him out of a window and forgotten he ever existed - but I'm older now, and mostly wiser."

"What are you trying to prove? That you're still young? That you're still relevant?"

"Have you thought about what you're going to do when you retire?"

"Are you saying I'm out of touch?"

"Don't lecture me on a job I've been doing since you couldn't wipe your ass!"

"Fighting's a young man's game. You should keep that in mind."

"Is that a grey hair?"

"How's life in retirement?"

"It's happened, hasn't it? I've become boring."

"Insidious old age comes sweeping in like winter before its time."

"We've all heard the stories about what a tough guy you once were. I wonder, are they true stories?"

"The least I can do is put up with you being a cynical old sod every now and then."

"I bet you didn't see that coming, did you, old man?"

"There was a time when I knew everybody, but that was a long time ago."

"I don't really have old man ear hair, do I?"

"I was younger and more beautiful then."

"You may be old, but you have a mind like a razor!"

"You're a bit old for daddy issues, aren't you?"

"Why don't you do yourself a favour and take early retirement?"

"Some of us get harder as we get older, and some of us get soft."

"Middle age can do funny things to a man."

"Our glory days are long gone."

"Strange how memory can come and go, isn't it?"

"So, this is what you do with your retirement?"

[eddiecmorton]

Bohm Motor Company by Eddie C. Morton Via Flickr: On Broad Street in Central City (New Orleans)

[wolfboyxhan]

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"Eh? You want to know what I like about Sunny-noona?" Luhan’s eyes lit up as soon as he hears the name, then he tilts his head and starts: "I actually think we resemble each other in a way we are both incredibly cute but Sunny is way better than me” he rubs the back of his neck and grins, “I admire her bravery, her determination, her loyalty. She’s truly a strong person inside and I envy that”.

The boy raises a hand in the air, keeping it near his chest and with the palm down “Noona also kind of looks like uh…” he bites his lower lip as he looks for the right word “…a little fairy but don’t tell her i said that, she’s very pretty! I hope I’ll get to talk to her more in the future”. 

[bigbanginscenarios]

“JIBE GAJIMA BABY~” YOU’VE HAD AN AWESOME DATE WITH BIGBANG BUT THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO GO HOME! HOW DO THEY SHOW IT?

G-Dragon: As soon as you kiss him goodbye and turn to go home, he grabs your wrist and says, “Don’t go.”

T.O.P: When you’re front of your house, he grabs your hand all of a sudden and says in a low voice, “Jibe gajima.” And then he starts laughing awkwardly. (Being cool is too much for Choi Seunghyun. This dork.)

Taeyang: “Jaigya.” He says, looking down at his feet. “Is it possible you don’t go home? Can you stay with me?”

Daesung: “Don’t go. Because if you go. I’ll be so lonely lonely lonelyyyyyy” he starts to sing. (God. You are just. So. Omg)

Seungri: “Babyyy. Don’t go home.” he whines, following you like a little puppy. “Eh? Why not? It’s late.” You reply, looking straight at him. “Exactly. It’s getting late and I don’t want you to get kidnapped~ I’ll protect you! Come home with me!” (But I might need protection from you, you pervert)