#oldasianman

[sarcasticarepa]

#OldFart #FakeTeeth #Smoker #OldAsianMan

[lmacatol]

#lunch #sushi #birthday #oldasianman #33yearsold

[j4ya]

NMEMEMEME

PHEEEBS you lIED to me all I wanted from life was to befriend an old asian man on the internet and yet you stuck me with you anyways you are sunshine you're so funny and clever and even though I want to punch you in the boob half the time because that's what you are--a boob--I'm so happy we're mutuals and friends and pals and yeah ok ily

[imhyunthicc]

oldasianman replied to your post “NO ONES EVEN AWAKE I CAN CALL NIALL DADDY ALL I WATN”

I cu

im gONE

[eversncenewyork]

ME MEMEMEMEMEM

PHOEBE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEETING ME IN BOSTON HUH???? HUH??????????????????????????? WELL ANYWAY I REMEMBER BEING SUPER EXCITED WHEN WE BECAME MUTUALS AND I LOVE U SO MUCH UR BLOG IS SO GREAT AND I LOVE HAVING U ON MY DASH I LOVE TALKING TO U SERIOUSLY UR ONE OF MY FAVE BLOGS

no more please!

[j4ya]

chiquitastyles oldasianman A marinADE is what you marinATE in. It's obviously usually used in the context of food, but otherwise to marinate on something means to absorb an idea into your head, to really ponder about it, to let yourself sit in it and really take it in. Kind if like when you say someone was stewing in their own juices? Yeah

[eversncenewyork]

oldasianman replied to your post: what are we going to when h/l actually...

i will be pissing on everyone

i rly dont doubt that i think ill burst into spontaneous tears

[j4ya]

MEMEMEMEMEMMEME

why the sudden obsession with memes

1. First impression: what is this old asian man doing on tumblr

2. Truth is: you're not an old asian man after all. that's only like 2/3. since when have you been asian3. How old do you look: 734. Have you ever made me laugh: YES5. Have you ever made me mad: nope6. Best feature: i kno u've never loved the wrinkles by ur eyes when u smile <3 but you're a septuagenarian so it's no real surprise it's only natural

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: the age gap is too large8. You’re my: storyteller <39. Name in my phone: do you even know what phones are