Can we have some Olivia/Cesario? I know it's a bit of a rarepair compared to Olivia/Viola but it's actually a p good ship.
So like Cesario had been sent over to Olivia's place yet again to try and convince her to love his master, as regularly happened because Orsino didn't seem to quite understand how a lady could not love a dude who was in love with her, and by now Olivia just did her own thing most of the time while he recited the latest poetical speech he had memorized
Anyway so he had said his piece yet again and Olivia had rejected Orsino's love yet again, and he was just preparing to leave when Olivia was suddenly making motions for him to come over towards her.
Doing so Cesario (who, let it be mentioned, was also not actually secretly a lady here because of similar reasons to the last time regarding kissing) was surprised when Olivia planted a mad smooch on his lovely boyish cheek
"Wow 'Liv what was that even for, I thought you were like abstaining for men out of sadness from your bestest bro dying and stuff??" Cesario said, confused.
"I couldn't help myself any more Cesario you are just too strangely attractive" cried Olivia who blushed madly as she fiddled with her veil or something who even knows what ladies do when they are sweet on a dude. "Anyway it is not Orsino I love, as you well know, it is actually you with your stupid good looks and stupid gentlemanlyness now kiss me at once"
"Woah now this is a bit out of line here I am Orsino's servant and he loves you, I can't kiss you he would upset and bros don't make bros upset" Cesario said, although the kiss had been reasonably cute and Olivia was a pretty nice lady when you got to know her and didn't get her started on her dead brother
"Who even cares about Orsino he is boring and lame and doesn't love me so much as he enjoys being in love, you are much better than him now kiss me" Olivia said, because honestly who even cares about Orsino
"Ugh fine sure if you insist" Cesario sighed, at least it beat memorizing yet more speeches
And then they shared a magical love kiss and everything was het ((het is short for 'heterosexual' and means a male/female relationship)) the end.
