#omfg ofmd

[triflesandparsnips]

I'm still working on the OFMD meta bingo generator, but gosh I do love when it wakes up and auto-generates violence for me:

[trutrustories]

I don´t care how many boats Blackbeard sank, how many people stabbed, how many toes he cut of. But I really want him to have redemption arc for death of Fang´s dog. I want Stede to find out and be very alarmed more than Ed has ever seen him.   And then Ed would be standing in a corner and thought that it is end of their love, because Stede wouldn´t talk to him for a whole... hour at least! And then, Stede would made him cancel whatever pirate stuff they have going on right now for them to immediately go hount down some  adorable puppy  in order to surprised Fang and make him happy.

But then (!) some other crew members would fenced off that they want to be happy too and if Fang can have a pet on board, they can too. So, few days later, once there is a big spider, chameleon, goat, cat, gold fish, turtle, and cockatoo on board with them all,  Stede is standing in a corner and thinks that it is end of their love, because Ed isn´t gonna talk with him a whole...  hour at least!

And then

[angelique-diabolique]

[triflesandparsnips]

Okay, before the OFMD trailer drops, I'm doing this:

My personal trailer bingo card

And a randomly generated trailer bingo card

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Lol choose and print your own or Auto-generate and print a random card OR Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set

[triflesandparsnips]

OKAY so with just a little over an hour to go, here are my bingo cards for the first three episodes (which I do intend to actually, like, fuckin use this time)

My personal bingo card:

And a randomly generated card:

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS (AGAIN)

Lol choose and print your own or Auto-generate and print a random card OR Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set

[triflesandparsnips]

OFMD Meta Bingo Generator 2/1 Update

Number of new tiles:

228

New total unique square options:

1203 (holy shit)

My top 10 new bingo square options:

Ed and Stede must work together (BEFORE reconciling)

Stede's sexy voice is DEEP

Ed starts talking to the wardrobe mannequin-latch

a comically too small captain's cabin

one real Ed, one hallucinated Ed, SAME SCENE

Stede still has at least one of his season 1 rings

Stede thinks Ed was only interested when Stede was wealthy

NECK KISS

someone offers to fuck Stede outta Ed's system

lips are touched very very gently

Updated full index whoohoo

Today's worst discovered error:

...Look. The number of new options seems like a lot. And it is. But also I fucked up one of the randomization columns and so we were missing a few for a while. Technically I hit 1k+ back in January, so like, we've been on this goddamn train for some time now.

Today's random bingo card:

Lol choose and print your own

or

Auto-generate and print a random card

OR

Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set

[triflesandparsnips]

OFMD Meta Bingo Generator 1/9 Update

Number of new tiles:

27

New total unique square options:

975

(Note! A few of the new ones are from a bingo card someone posted that I can't find at present -- in particular, the options "open with a dream sequence" and "the red silk slaps Ed in the face", among others. If these sound familiar, send me the link so I can properly reblog and tag my sources!)

My top 10 new bingo square options:

oh my god is that Enya

Stede is using a stupid accent

there is a Siete Gallo among the crew

Flight of the Conchords reference

Oluwande kills a Siete Gallo

a woman REALLY wants to fuck Stede

a female-identifying Siete Gallo

Frenchie and Wee John: Confirmed

the red silk slaps Ed in the face

Javid Denkins warned us about this

Updated full index whoohoo

Today's worst discovered error:

There was a hideous issue where, apparently, no one but me could use the choose-your-own-meta section. In honor of (hopefully) fixing that:

Today's not random bingo card, picked because I Want to Cause Trouble:

Lol choose and print your own

or

Auto-generate and print a random card

OR

....new option, generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set

[triflesandparsnips]

Feelin a kind of way about some theories tonight, thought I'd make a Pirate Card for y'all:

The squares read:

laughably bad facial hair decisions

that's not an aesthetic that's alcoholism

Captain Hornigold

Calico Jack flashback

Ed's knee gets REALLY fucked

X marks the spot

coded queer language (as queer flirting)

time for some STARK REVELATIONS

Ed's knees backstory

Ed's brace is broken

a fuckery Goes Wrong

Ed is in the brig

FREE Stede says something bitchy SPACE

oh my god that's Jemaine Clement

pirate-specific missing limbs

the costume department is sending secret messages

fighting BACK TO BACK

that's gonna leave a bruise

a gallows

another famous pirate appears

an actual treasure map

a new ex of Ed's appears

Ed has absolutely NO chill

poor self esteem leading to poor decisions

day drinking as a fun pirate activity