#on facebook

[batwynn]

There’s nothing quite like going from Tumblr, where the average person is horrified and angry and proactive about current events with IC3, to check facebook for something and seeing the AlphaHetero guy down the street jorking it to the idea of inviting in a poor, wounded IC3 solder into his home and taking care of him by feeding him by the firelight and caressing his body armor and then his hand, still warm from the coffee mug, touches mine and my heart flutters in my hairy chest…

I’d say they need Jesus, but they’re out there writing fanfics about him too so.

[mesmyrianplant]

Ok y'all fess up, who thought that Bonnie was a girl before his anime adaption raise ur hand ✋️ 😔

Also it's not like I thought that bonnie was a girl because from his uniform and overall character appearance, I knew he was already a boy but I kinda thought it would be funny if he was either a girl or just trans 😂

[towerofglass]

[signalprocedures]

Go ahead 160000 lightyears away

What are your future travel plans? My future goal to Go is NGC1786 a satellite Galaxy of Milly Way. Go there and visit the particularity of this place can be bénéfic for a Little Astronaut like me…so soon I will be there and send you a Postcard….

[parkitaco]

truly incredible how much ur mood can be improved by hanging out with old lesbians

[nonsensetwo]

Joke because no one asked for it.

A mom decided to clean up her teenage boy's room and found a bunch of BDSM gear, she asked her husband what they should do with it all, he suggested probably not spanking him.

[ninyard]

whats the boop button?

i noticed it on mobile but it might just be on desktop for some people - if you go to your home page there should be a lil pumpkin shaped thing that says "boop-o-meter" on it with a button somewhere nearby that says "opt-in" hit that and i think you should be able to give/receive boops

it's just a friendly boop of a cat paw that doesn't really mean anything at all other than a boop! for your friends