#on me

[oncce-againn]

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

At my work, one of our mechanics is often put on jobs that the others either can’t do or have messed up on and he calls himself Captain Save a Hoe. I told him to come up with something better. He tried to give me a sports analogy.

“Imagine all your bases are loaded, two outs already and you need a hard hitter, that’s me.”

I told him he’s got the wrong person, I don’t do sports. He looks at me seriously, considering it before he says,

“Okay, picture a boy band…”

Finally, something I can get behind

[homiesexuallaj]

since lewis knows how to open a starburst That Way, I also headcannon that his characters can do that too

But I have Bob Reynolds thoughts right now.

So just Bob showing the ‘Bolts a cool trick he can do with starburst and you’re just watching him like “me.. me next…”

[holdingforexo]

holding for sehun: day 630 of 639 ↳ EXO-SC SEHUN (and Vivi) on the set of ON ME | July 2020

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Nya!

[coupsiesss]

[nattousan]

oh dangb this shit is bussin hold up

nattous' raspberry matcha delight

indgredience:

- raspberry jam

- two teabags of matcha tea

- 2% Milk (or any type of cream/nondairy modifier)

- ice cubes

Insturctions:

Coat the bottom of your glass with your preferred helping of raspberry jam. Boil water. Let cool for a minute. Steep two matcha teabags in separate cup filled halfway (3-5 min) fill matcha cup the rest of the way up with cold water. Pour matcha cup into raspberry cup, (2/3rds full) and top with your dairy or nondairy product of choice and ice. 🫶

very guuuud 👍