#onebadjoke

[literal-trash-lord-blog]

I can't.

So I was on this rant website and it had a list of sites to cheer people up so I clicked on one randomly and it ended up being this and I’ve been on it for an hour and I just can’t XD

[marvinjamal730]

#girlsbelike #onebadjoke #youregoingdownthestairs #yourlieinapril #aniplexofamerica

[aintyourpuddin-old]

"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. You've lived through ME... Just... You can live through this."

“Jay.”

There’s an eerie calm settled over her, now that the initial shock has worn off. Oh, she’s still terrified– how could she not be, when her legs feel like jelly, and her belly feels like it’s trying to turn inside out, and everything reeks of not-quite-right blood? Her hands are shaking, her heart is pounding, but she feels it from a distance, as if her emotions and her conscious thought process are on two different levels, one yet to catch up to other.

“Jay, honey, look at me…”

He’s got his phone out, no doubt calling an ambulance. Maybe even the GCPD, to tell Gordon to turn on the Batsignal and send Guano-man their way because it’s an emergency. It’s too late.

It’s been too late.

Ever since that little pink plus sign, she’s been doomed.

It makes sense, she thinks, even though she’s no scientist– her blood is mutated, and so is Joker’s. Any child they had somehow managed to conceive was surely going to be… not right. And this is just what happens when children aren’t right.

“It wouldn’a worked out.” Her voice is soft, and it sounds like she’s fine, like she’s in control, but they both know she isn’t. If she tried to speak any louder, any quicker, the damage would be impossible to ignore.

She’s white as a sheet.

“’S better like this.” That’s a filthy lie, and she knows it. She says it anyway. It won’t make either of them feel better. But she says it anyway, and she lays her sweat-slick head against his shoulder and breathes shallowly into his chest, because pretending that this is okay means they don’t have to face the pain of admitting it’s not. “’S better. We don’t have to… y’know, and we won’t…”

Neither of them knows what they won’t have do do and what they won’t be. Neither of them can see any possible way that this is better.

One of them is going to come out of this alive.

One-and-a-half of them isn’t.

“Tell me ‘bout the baby,” she whispers. He does.

He tells her all about little JJ, how he’s got his father’s nose and a little bit of his mother’s accent, how he loves baseball, how his favorite food is chocolate pudding. He tells her about their son’s first day of school and every single time after that he gets sent to the principal’s office for misbehaving. He tells her about JJ’s first kiss, which happens far too soon, and how upset he was when he didn’t make the football team, and his junior prom, and his first car, and all the dogs he brings home. He tells her about JJ’s Wayne Enterprises scholarship, and how he joins the police force, and how he becomes the best damn commissioner this city’s ever seen. Mustache and all.

He doesn’t stop when the paramedics arrive. He keeps telling Harley, because she has to know, he has to tell her– he raises his voice frantically when the gurney rolls up, begins to shout at her when he’s pried away and restrained and she gets a paper sheet pulled over her head. He doesn’t stop telling her about their son. He won’t stop. She hasn’t even heard the best part.

He doesn’t turn out like them.

[butcherbcy]

                                  ( onebadjoke sent a ☀ )

                                            JAY&ROY

                                  “ Maybe ‘FUCK YOU’ can be our ‘ALWAYS.’ ”

[offbrandbatman-blog]

LMAO GOTHAM KNIGHTS WAS SO BAD

R I G H T

i think what says the most about it is that i was reading it when i was first getting into like.........  delving deeper into comics.  i still do not consider myself too hot when it comes to anyone but tommy.  but even then i can tell you that it was bad.  for like.  everyone.  was there a character that was okay in gotham knights?  not really

there was the poison ivy weirdness where she loved bruce and also tommy and also then proceeded to get real dead.  man pain.  joker with his pigeons?  i also vaguely remember they were trying to do backstory stuff with him at one point? idek anymore i think i blocked it out.  a lot of the time tommy just goes after riddler, and i can sort of understand this, but like?  lmfao ed isn’t the person he’s mad at, he’s mad at bruce.  tommy can hold a grudge, don’t get me wrong, but he could have been going after bruce the entire time and instead he was focusing on someone who was a previous ally??????????????? i dont

continuing on that note:  tommy’s running around with a ridiculous design, and then he’s like Godly Amazing at Everything and manipulates prometheus, some clayface wannabe guy, and alfred.  because alfred is infected with a clayface virus?  or something?  tommy’s like “i will be the next clayface but not really i want to be Better” and so basically he’s ridiculous, but later he suddenly becomes incredibly inept regarding anything anatomy despite the fact he’s first and foremost a surgeon that went to harvard and is elite in his medical field (they kind of played him off as more of a chemist or something with how he was looking into ivy’s toxins and making antidotes and then messing with the Clayface Virus Thing), and suddenly tommy did not know that a pacemaker was put into his chest by the joker, also went to bruce to have it taken out despite the fact he’s utterly paranoid about bruce and bruce obviously would Not Play Nice after everything that happened with ivy and alfred and cassius and.  okay, so you have these things happen, and it ends up bruce didn’t even take out the pacemaker.  once again, however, tommy does not seem to notice this, and heads off to find the joker and wreck his shit.  which also is just like?  bruce would not?  knowingly allow tommy to leave arkham and confront joker and basically commit suicide / let joker murder him, i don’t?  why would bruce leave in the pacemaker?  other than he would not?  gotham knights writers be like “i know what will be super cool, making the man known for his morals as a key part of his character just fucking shatter them and throw all of that away even when he wouldn’t kill joker ever.  no this makes complete sense lmao fuck tommy he gone die.  also fuck bruce jus t fuckkin him  fuckk him f uck”

let’s not forget that literally every panel of tommy in gotham knights was just.  ridiculous.  he’s straight up ridiculous.  there isn’t a single panel i can look at that isn’t ridiculous.  whether it’s the dialogue or his actions or what, there’s just always something, and if i don’t laugh i cry

did you know there’s a whole comic devoted to some pornographer dude blackmailing bruce because he caught bruce on tape fighting tommy?  and he was like?  clearly this is batman fighting a rogue?  and then alfred kills him?  but also not really?  it’s the clayface wannabe guy that tommy can control?  also tommy controls alfred like he makes alfred cut batman’s grappling hook line at one point and?

they also included this really weird storyline where tommy like.  set up some weird event where the wannabe clayface looked like him, and they made alfred think hush wasn’t tommy, but alfred had amnesia so he couldn’t remember until several issues later so the entire time you’re reading like “but who is hush,” and in the end there was literally no point to him doing that?  like it was relevant for three panels and then they were like “oh lmao u thought tho right.  nvm tommy is hush we were joking we just did this so you would keep reading even tho it didn’t affect the plot at all”  LIKE IT HAD NO...  POINT...  TOMMY DID THAT FOR NO REASON...  IT DIDN’T EVEN GENERALLY HELP HIM LMFAO THEY DIDN’T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY HE THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP?  like why would it matter if bruce thought tommy elliot weren’t hush, and that tommy elliot were alive elsewhere?  don’t get me wrong, they could DO something with that, BUT THEY DIDN’T?  AND THEY DIDN’T EXPLAIN WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO?  THERE WASN’T EVEN AN “oh drat i was gonna use that against u bruce and hurt you emotionally only to reveal i am in fact me!!!!!!  i was gonna hurt u so good >:(((  oh well!!!!”  like there was nothing i don’t???????

WHAT IS GOTHAM KNIGHTS?  we just don’t know and that’s why it’s not canon on this blog for the most part lmfao

[cranecranegoaway]