#only fools fall for queue

[roseyboye-moved]

fall out boys new album revived me 

[littleflvme]

Arina: I'm in love with you.

Death: Me or the idea of me?

Arina: ...

[coquetnara]

MEDEA: women are ruthless when the bed becomes the battleground. We’ve lain in our own blood before… and have survived.

Euripides, Medea

[energetic-blues]

@EvrythnBlu: I’m actually hanging out with friends tomorrow. This is all so new.

[muckenzie]

Dan smiling/laughing is like the sun peeking out on a rainy day

[bondange]

hey i have a question that might be a little weird. how old do you think Dan was when he first started watching phil?

uh, i’d take a guess and say round about 17 or 18. phil was doing youtube for ages but he didn’t really get on the radar until 2008 or 2009 when he started making videos more often, so i’d say somewhere between 17 and 18

[bondange]

I'd bet my diddly darn ass that you're not straight, can I ask what your sexuality is?

i can bet diddly darn ass that idk yet and i’m hella questioning but girls are nice so yeah we’ll see

[bondange]

WAIT. HOLD THE PHONE. You do forensics? DUDE IF I SEE YOU AT A THING I WILL CRY TBH

i do! just the spring season though, i think there’s a pre-season but i don’t do that. i’m kinda shit at it but lmao it’s still fun. if you see me there pull me aside and we can talk!