*text messages* Chris: Have you managed to convince dad to get rid of that monstrosity on his face? Buck: Chris, I thought we agreed to let your dad do whatever he wants with his facial hair. Chris: Well now I'm not agreeing. Tell him to get rid of it or I'm not coming back. Buck: Christopher Ramon Felipe Diaz. We do not do ultimatums in this household. Chris: Ughhhh, fine! At least tell him to stop posting moustache care videos on TikTok. It's getting embarrassing. Buck: He's doing what now?!?!














