#only one solution

[the0peratingsystem]

yeah, i make comics. no, sorry, they're all in my head and you can't see them

[messyghostie]

I used to be way more of an asshole and whenever my roommate was upset, I would tell her she should go jerk off about it, and now that I'm older and wiser: this might actually be solid life advice. maybe I SHOULD go jerk off about it.

[hansensgirl]

just got a nice, sweet wave of sadness and insecurity

[basketfullxofxparadox]

I enjoy how many “only one solution will work!” scenerios there are on this show.

[cancerously]

idk what’s been going on with me on twitter tonight but hear me out:

the cow hole

[that-nerds-blog]

Goals for 2015: -murder

[pairofhybanas]

the worst thing about keeping bugs is waiting

LP has sealed itself off underground and is in heavy premolt/early postmolt. estimated time until emergence: 1 week

excavator clay in transit from a warehouse in ohio. estimated time until arrival (thanks UPS): 2 days

excavator clay/sand substrate needs to completely dry before being suitable for H. arizonensis (to prevent mycosis). estimated time for drying: 1 week

H. arizonensis can't be ordered until my dealer returns from his trip in arizona. estimated time until desert hairy arrival: 2 weeks

all my bugs are fed once a week unless the situation calls for otherwise (powerfeeding LP, making sure the female mantis won't eat the male)

my life occurs in once-a-week intervals

[syntaxeme]

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Why is it that the moment I finally decide to start calling it Black Ice, people are starting to call it Cold and Dark? -3-