Hiccup: He looks dead to me. Mrs Bennet: Excuse me. Hiccup: Yeah. ✨Dead gorgeous.✨
In Blue and Silver, @imdeadtiredtm and I love to write Hiccup being as mutually autistically rizzling and oblivious as possible. Jack doesn't know what to do with it, yet. Imagine being unseen for centuries and then this random guy pulls up who you vibe really well with immediately gets you, then starts pulling accidental one-liners like he doesn't know how not to.












