How many dildos do I have to own before it becomes a collection?
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How many dildos do I have to own before it becomes a collection?
That feeling when you're in a call queue to speak with your insurance company, and you realise that you've listened to the *whole* muzak track and that it is restarting...
I don't think I'll be able to cough again without thinking of slenderman
No! No no! Not me! You don't need me! Why would you need me! I'm old, I'm fat, I'm blue!
Jesus is my homeboy but god has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
You couldn't watersports this outta me
Put that man BACK IN THE OVEN, HES NOT READY, THESE DUDES ARE STILL CRUNCHY. LET THEM COOK!