#oops i changed it

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

Link: Why do you have so many bear traps tied to bananas?

Riju: You're scared to tell Sidon you like him but you're not scared the Yiga Clan will try to rob you? I don't get you, Link

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

Sidon: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Link: No you can't that's imposs-

Sidon: *picks up Link*

Link: *blushes* I have a reputation

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

Link: wow, even though he's dead, Revali really hates us

Sidon: yeah, maybe he's homophobic

Link: we're not gay

Sidon: we're not??

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

Revali, dressed as Link: I found this tunic at a thrift store for 4 rupees. It only took 7 more rupees to finish the outfit coming to a total of 11 rupees.

*cut to Link*

Link: you know, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so thank you

Revali: *takes out replica Master Sword*

Link: IDENTITY THEFT ISN'T A JOKE REVALI. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

Revali: ZELDA!

Link: oh, that's funny. ZELDA!

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

The only difference between Revali and Stalin is I don't personally know Stalin.

Link, probably

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

"Every time you get mad at your kids, you put a quarter in your No Yelling Sock and soon you have a weapon to beat them with."

-King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule, probably

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

Ganondorf: I realized that what I really should do is fight fire with fire

Ganondorf: and by fire, I mean Link

Ganondorf: And by fire, I also mean Link

Ganondorf: It occurred to me when I was at the fire temple, on fire

[incorrect-zelda-quotes]

"I don't know what's so funny, and I don't care. I got rocks!"

-Daruk, probably