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I found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. Consider this a warning

Link to Gannon

Link: can I talk about my collection now?

Zelda: what-

Link, already talking: this is my favorite lynel horn, it's tasty to lick

Zelda: why would you say that

Link: because it's true!

Link: *can't reach thing on top shelf*

Sidon: Hello, Link.

Link: Hi. Your body is long. Can you help?

Zelda: Link stop.

Link: NEVADA

Zelda: …you mean never?

Link: Wyoming

Zelda: Why are you like this?

Link: Whynotming?

Zelda: Fuck you

Link: Do you guys think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Zelda: You're a hazard to society.

Revali: And a coward. Do twenty.

Purah: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Impa:

Purah:

Impa:

Purah: Homiecide

Impa: Murder...

Zelda: Homiecide!

Ganondorf: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Zant: How do I do that?

Ghirahim: I don't own a watch, they're tacky.

Vaati: Time is a construct and nothing is truly real.

Incorrect Zelda Quote #2

Zelda:I told you to wash the dishes.

Link:i thought...you wanted to do them.

Zelda, with an intimidating grin: *giggles* you were WRONG.

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