Dec 28, 2021
Link: *can't reach thing on top shelf*
Sidon: Hello, Link.
Link: Hi. Your body is long. Can you help?
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Link: *can't reach thing on top shelf*
Sidon: Hello, Link.
Link: Hi. Your body is long. Can you help?
Link: Sidon, my fish king
Link: Sidon, we can dare to dream
Link: Send nude pics of your heart to me...
Link: Setting trees on fire rules!!!
Zelda, trying to be as nice as possible: Link is... not that smart.
Revali: It's ok. You can just say he's a dumbass.
Revali: You are so stupid, Link
Link: At least I could beat Windblight, who was super easy, by the way
Mipha: Daruk... I’m bisexual.
Daruk: Oh congrats, princess! It takes a lot of effort to learn a new language!
Mipha: No, that’s not-
Link: I've never heard of that.
Navi: You were raised by a tree.
Zant: Is that a DOOOOOOOG on a hors- ey- aeyEAYE WHUWHERED YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?
Wolf Link: *barks*
Zant: WHAT?!
Link: I'm very stupid.
Champions: *nodding*
Link: ...You're supposed to disagree with me.