newsies as things said in my show (that just closed) Davey: alright, we all know our lines, right? newsies: uh- maybe a couple? I mean not off book no but Davey: ..it's opening night what do you mean a couple Race, improvising: so you just- yahknow you pick up the rivet and you put it in this hole here before pressing down and- *prop breaks in half* Race: aaannd that is what you don't do, what you actually do is uh- don't press down
Spot: you're pretty Race: and you're short Spot: I grow downwards! Race: mhhmmmmm.. Spot: like a turnip
Kath: quick! I need to do a feminism Jack: you're literally having sex with my executioner! Race: he's still a cutie patootie
Kath: god it's always fucking lawyers Crutchie: wait weren't you a lawyer? Kath: I went to therapy, I'm better than that now, I've grown, I've learnt, I'm reformed
David: Okay so just press the tips together Race: I thought I wasn't allowed to take my pants off on stage Davey: fingertips, Racer
Jack: wait we should do a double slut drop Crutchie: I think I'll fall over! Jack: and that would be the time where a cute guy helps you up, you're welcome, I just got you a boyfriend
Race: do you think this shirt works for my character? David: undo one more button and you'd be flashing us Spot: lets test that Davey: lets not
