July 10th 2025: Operation Aliens (Hypothetical Show. Not actually a real show)
So, we're switching things up a bit today. I won't be discussing (Or just posting) a show that actually aired today, but one that was almost a thing.
Kenner Toys launched a multimedia promotion for their 1986 toyline for the masterpiece that was James Cameron's Aliens. Toys, comic books, board games, etc. A persistent rumor was, that a cartoon series was in development and a pilot was actually created.
Unfortunately, that's not true. While Kenner *did* pitch the idea to FOX Kids, that's where it started and ended. There was no way in hell that they would greenlight an R-rated property to be modified into a children's show. They were also completely disinterested in "kid-ifying" their property, and turning it into children's entertainment.
Also, just from the production stills?
This would have scared the hell out of children. Yes, lots of children can handle a surprising amount of scary stuff, so there's no doubt there'd be some that would watch it, but Jesus Christ
If this had ever seen the light of day, it would have fucking tanked. It would have been too scary for kids, and too kid-friendly for adults, like in 1979 when Disney released The Black Hole. Sure, there was lots to appreciate, and it was actually really good on it's own, but audiences weren't sure who the film was for.
Still, I lament that rumors of an unaired pilot are false. I'd like to poke my head into the universe where this actually got made, and see what they'd make with it.