#or google it

[silly-signs]

Fridge actually doesn't come from refrigerator, Fridge was a company that got so big that it became a synonim, like Hoover, Zamboni, etc.

And they sound the same cuz same root word, frigid, hence the D

So it was I who had zero clue where it came from….huh I thought it was just a weird shortening of it

[bearsinpotatosacks]

Finding random scenes I forgot I wrote is amazing. It's a genuine shock because it's something I can't remember writing and it's all for my tastes

[marcobodtlives]

Watching AoT for the first time with my amazing friend who introduced me: woah! Whaaaat? I’m dead inside.

The chair scene: …

Me: screaming, crying, hiding away for life

My friend: oopsie, oh sorry mate, forgot that scene was in there!

[brookreader]

Okay, so I don’t know if this is common knowledge but in case it’s not

Uterus owners, it’s totally normal to miss a period, or even several periods, after a surgery. Even if the surgery was nowhere near any reproductive organs — I’ve had two foot surgeries and missed several periods after both.

The reason for this is basically your body gets all confused and panicked at the invasion and temporarily shuts down some non-essential functions. If you want a more science-y explanation read this or this

[nerdynuala]

How do you think miche,Levi,hange, and Erwin, would be like while high? I can say this : miche gets the absolute worst munchies, Erwin has philosophical debates with the house plants, and Levi snoozes because our short insomniac never sleeps 🤧

Lmao vets while high: a mess. The greatest mess you can imagine, that's what they are xD

Mike immediately starts craving food and snacks, at first he'd actually eat edible things, but then Hange would get hungry watching him snacking and she'll join. But she'll join like:

"Mike I so wanna try this sour cream with this thin crispy crêpe" and she'll pour glue on a napkin and munch on it. "Meh I thought it would be tastier"

"Let me try, selfish ass" and he'll eat it and go "mmh 's not that bad"

Erwin promised everyone, before getting high, not to enter the "cheap philosopher mode" but he's high right away and he starts his ramblings, talking Levi's ears off.

"You see, Levi, the thing is that correlation doesn't imply causation. Here, let me show you this graph. The argument is that global warming is a direct effect of the decreased number of pirates since the 1800s. See? Don't fall asleep, watch this. There's clearly a correlation between the decline in the number of pirates and the rise of global temperature, so there must be a connection, right? Are you listening? This is the important part"

Levi, on the other hand, is possibly the most normal guy of the group. He just relaxes, gets sleepy and groggy, groans to Erwin's ramblings for five minutes and then falls asleep right on the spot.

When Erwin realises Levi's asleep, he'll try talking to Mike and Hange but the two of them would just pick on him and laugh for the most random things.

"What the hell Erwin? say it again?"

"... Post hoc ergo propter hoc"

"Buaahahahaha Hange he said propter"

And Hange'd be on the floor rolling with laughter and screaming "hoc propter hoc"

So Erwin gets all grumpy and has his conversation with plants. When he gets bored of plants he just sits in front of a mirror and goes like:

"it's nice talking to you, I feel we're on the same intellectual level, you know. See, let me show you this graph, if you think there's a causal connection between number of pirates and global warming, you've fallen for the Post Hoc Fallacy. But you look like a smart guy, I knew you wouldn't fall for it".

[pizza-box-raccoon]

I want to live in the woods like Snufkin.

[slav-every-day]