In light of recent presidential events, AssAss for president, 2020.
If you're wondering what AssAss stands for here you go:
Y'all are fucking humans and deserve to be treated as such.
There shall be professional dancers to escort immigrants into the country with style.
The Native Americans are given back their land as the American government profusely apologizes and gives the Native Americans an endless supply of snickers.
Police will be required to go through a minimum of 3 years training because if AssAss's barber has more training than a police officer, AssAss is not inclined to give those officers a gun.
Taco Tuesday becomes a religious holiday.
Everyone gets a complimentary dragon as well as a family vacation t-shirt from 2009 that says, "O'Neil Family Disney World Vaction 2009"
If anyone would like to hear more, please interact.