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Cop, opening a jail cell where Karai is locked: Miss, you're free.
Karai: What? Why?
Cop: Someone paid your bail.
Karai: Awesome! Who paid?
Cop: Your father.
Karai: ...That's a bit ambiguous, which one?
Cop: What?
Karai: Which one? I have two.
Cop: Ohh... Uhh, grimm looking, a scar on his face, death staring at me during all the paperwork process until I bailed you out...
Karai: ...
Cop: ...
Karai, walking back into her cell: Lock me back in.
Donnie, taking notes: Hmm… I can’t decide which sounds better; “April Hamato” or “Donatello O’Neil”.
Raph, seeing this: Pff! What a weirdo.
Also Raph: *draws “Raph x Mona Lisa 4 ever” in a giant heart surrounded by a bunch of little hearts*
Chompy: *bites Mona Lisa’s tail*
Mona Lisa: *unfazed*
Raph: Uhh… Mona? Are you okay? Chompy is biting you.
Mona Lisa: Oh, he is? I didn’t feel anything.
Raph: You sure? Chompy’s bite is pretty strong. It hurts a lot.
Mona Lisa: Nothing hurts more than the pain and agony I’ve suffered through during my long years on the battle field fighting for my life when I was in the Salamandrian military.
Raph: …Are you sure you’re okay?
Splinter: Fuck you, my children are completely fine!
Donnie: *simps too hard for April*
Mikey: *always putting himself in danger*
Raph: *insane temper problem*
Leo: *fell in love with his sister*
Karai: *fueled by hatred and a thirst for revenge*
Leo: Okay, lets imagine we are stranded on a desert island and we can only take one book. What do you all take? For me I’d take a book on japanese culture
Mikey: Some sort of comic.
Donnie: I’d take a book on advanced mechanics.
Raph: How to build a boat then we can get off the island so I can have privacy and down time from Mikey.
“One day you will all be dead expect for me because I drink milk which is the superior beverage.”
— Donnie, to his brothers
Mikey: Two bros, chilin in a hot tub, five feet apart because they're not gay.
Casey: But I am gay???
Donnie: I'm bi?
Raph: Two bros, chillin in a hot hot tub, five feet apart because they're FUCKING COWARDS!!
Karai: My dad is a dick...
Leo: Oh, I'm sorry.
Karai: And he's also yours.
Leo: ...
Leo: Shredder's my dad?!
