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I’ll catch myself going “oh my god gender transition goals I NEED to be him” about a man who is the textbook definition of white trash
I just completed my marathon of House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, and 3 From Hell at 2:13 am, May 12, 2026. Here are my ramblings:
House of 1000 corpses: I loved it. It was a great balance of comedy and horror, the editing and effects were great, it truly felt like a unique piece of media. I also loved how cartoonish the characters are. Spalding is a commercial advertiser, Baby is ditzy, Tiny is ironically named, Otis has typical chucklefuck name for a chucklefuck character, R.J left little impression on me, and Momma Firefly was sexy mom. Despite their horrific actions (Looking mostly at you, Otis. Jesus fucking christ) I found connection to the characters and thought it was twistedly delightful!
Devils Rejects: TOOTY FUCKIN' FROOTY! A but less horror focussed (this is a pattern), still fun as a sort of action, gore rampage adventure while dealing with some guy who wants to kill them. Short and sweet and very fun ending with Baby's chase.
3 From Hell: A good campy road trip action movie. It would not have worked with any characters (the first 2 movies established the Fireflies as nutcases and prepped us for this storyline) unlike what some people say. While definitely not horror focussed at all, i think it was entertaining and fun to watch. I acknowledge that Baby wearing the headress was absolutely cultural apropriation, for a movie franchise of people trapping, killing, and doing god knows what else to people, it didnt feel out of character for Baby to take on a sort of stereotypical "natural badass warrior" attitude during her arc. Otis is still Otis in the end, and I fear him greatly, and I dont give a fuck about Wolfman or whatever his name was. The campy sibling dynamic was fun, and seeing Baby grow and develop more of her twisted personality was fun!
Overall, I love this series. And to the person on the horror movie forums who said "these arent for modest horror fans, theyre so graphic and offensive". I would like to make the analogy here, where you probably wont see it. These movies are like hot sauce. I want my hot sauce to taste good and be spicy, not just spicy. Alike, i want my horror movies to be entertaining, not just boring guts and blood. These movies are certainly entertaining, even if they slowly fall out of the horror genre.
Art sketch for an art project ( ft the devils rejects)
Bros a bit silly
tiny ain’t got no car, he ain’t even got a bicycle! 💉🩸🖤
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Okay but Otis Driftwood and Baby Firefly as cats??? 👁️👁️
Otis would be figuring racoons in the trash and Baby would be one of those fancy cats with long fluffy fur
I like the idea that they’re the same breed of cat but are vastly different in appearance due to their treatment:
Otis (actually sounds like a great name for a cat) I must say takes inspiration from my old childhood cat (he was called Snowy. Very original, I know). He was a rough and tumble Persian cat who, due to abuse he experienced as a kitten, was quite hostile and very independent. I loved him regardless and suffered the scratchy consequences regularly.
Otis is a stray and harbours all the spite of one. Baby was pampered yet still insists on eviscerating everyone in her vicinity (the kind of cat that suddenly appears to slash your ankles).
These are getting too popular. It’s starting to scare me
• Otis is stinky. Like stinkier than everyone else. The stinkiest
• Baby probably prides herself on being both pretty and smelling nice. I think she has a sizeable perfume collection
• Billy Lenz probably ate a whole gingerbread house, a ton of cookies, and a good amount of egg nog. He did not hold back when stealing the food
• Vincent is the only Sinclair that can cook. Lester can make buttered noodles, but that’s about it.
• Jason, Bubba, and Vincent all knit
• If Michael fell he would be stiff as a board the entire time